Disclaimer: You know J.K. Rowling? Of course you do. Now ask yourself. DO I LOOK THAT RICH?

Summary: At two years old, Harry was the Boy-Who-Lived and an orphan. At five years old he was abandoned by his new family. At eight years old he was a criminal. At ten his brother abandoned him. At 16 he was a trained assassin. Look out world, Harry Potter wants revenge.

Warnings: Evil Harry, Slash/yaoi, abuse, wrong BWL, squib Harry, manipulative Dumbles, Ron + Neville + Hermione bashing. More bashing. Lots of bashing. Murder. Uhm. *insert more here*

New story time! I'll try and make this brief. I have decided write a completely clichéd evil Harry Potter story (as all Harry Potter authors must)! My reasoning: If I do it first, I wont have to damage my reputation with it later. If I get one. Basically every bad evil Harry cliché all rolled into one ball of mangled words and grammar. Also, this involves SLASH for those of you who missed it. That's guy x guy. Drarry, to be precise.

Updates will be irregular and the grammar will be tough. Now I think about it, this probably isn't worth reading or writing for that matter. But when the plot-bunnies-of-cliché attack, there is nothing any of us can do except follow their orders.

If you enjoy this, hell, if you read this, know I am proud of you. Because you live for my approval.

Here we go!