Tales of a Sassy Witch

4/29/12

Chapter One - A Girl Named Lindsey

"Ms. Black, it would do well if you would pay attention!" Snape roared at me, small bits of spittle flying from his open maw. I pretended to yawn at him, and his face got even redder - if that is even possible.

"Professor, how many times do I have to tell you? It's Lupin-Black. Do I have to tattoo it to my forehead for you to get it right, or just call you Severus every day until you call me by my proper name?" Audible gasps were heard all around the Potions classroom at my sass. Snape's face just got a shade or two redder.

"Ten points from Ravenclaw for your sass, and ten more points for the incorrect use of your Professor's name," Snape said, face turning back to its usual pale color. I just smirked at him, and watched as his lips thinned.

"Only twenty points, Professor? Damn, I think Snape's gone soft," I say, and silence is the only thing my comment is met with. I swear, I think Snape's lips couldn't thin anymore. Good.

"Ms. Lupin-Black, detention for the next two weeks, suspended trips to Hogsmeade for the next month, and fifty points from Ravenclaw for cursing and soiling the name of your Professor," Snape said, turning around and continuing to write instructions on his board. I do my best Snape-smirk, and silently cast a charm on Snape.

Snape will now have the sign 'Kiss me if you find me sexy' on his back for the rest of the day. If no one says anything, of course.

Man, it's good to be Sirius' and Remus' adopted daughter.