Coming of Age
AN: This is very funny and very naughty. Odd how the two seem to run together, is it not? This stems from a comment of a friend of mine that all the men in YuGiOh are gay. So you've been warned multiple times; this is yaoi. Pairings- almost every male with every other male. I do not, in fact, own YuGiOh (bet you didn't see that coming) or Children's Tylenol or anything else that belongs to someone else. On with the first Chapter, A Disturbing Discovery!
Mokuba looked at his watch. What was taking Seto so long? He gazed up at the worn apartment building Seto had entered a good half an hour ago. He had said he was going to talk to 'Wheeler'. How long could it take? Something important must be going on if he needed to talk to 'the mutt' and this was the fifth day in a row they had stopped here. Seto would tell him to wait in the limo and march inside carrying his briefcase. After a long time he would come back outside, flushed but pleased looking. As far as Mokuba could tell, they were either fighting or dueling in there. Seto must be winning.
Losing the battle against his impatience, Mokuba opened the car door.
"Mokuba, sir? Your brother said to stay in the car." The driver said uncertainly.
"Don't worry." Mokuba replied absently as he speculated the entrance to the apartment building. How could he get in? Tentatively he pushed the door, which to his surprise swung open. They must not care much about security in this building. What did the occupants actually have to steal anyways? There was only three levels with about ten apartments on each floor. It shouldn't be too hard to find the Wheelers. As luck would have it theirs was on the first floor, the forth door on the left. Mokuba pushed on the door, which was also open. He supposed with Joey here it didn't matter too much if the door was unlocked. Joey may not be as trained as Seto, but he was sturdy enough. Still, Mokuba felt like he was snooping.
"Seto?" Mokuba called softly. "Joey?" He crept past the kitchen down a narrow hallway. The apartment was shabby but clean. Mokuba opened the first door he came to.
"Set..." the word died on his tongue. In the middle of the room, apparently Joey's bedroom, stood his brother, naked. Joey was kneeling on the floor, also naked except for a leash which Seto was holding. He was giving Seto a blowjob. Seto stroked his hair, whispering.
"Good boy. Good dog."
Neither of them had seen Mokuba, who quickly closed the door. He sat down with his back against the wall, staring at the now closed door. Oh God... Now that he was listening for it, he could hear them, soft pants and groans.
"Joey? Has Mr. Kaiba left?" came a girl's voice from further down the hall. "Joey? Oh! Mokuba?" It was Serenity, Joey's little sister. "What are you doing here?"
"Seto came to, ah, see Joey." Mokuba mumbled out.
"Yes, I know. I didn't know he'd brought you with, though. Would you like something to drink? Your voice sounds a little rough." She said sweetly. Mokuba cleared his dried throat.
"Yeah. That'd be great." He followed her to the kitchen and watched her pour two glasses of lemonade. Gratefully he took a sip.
"Hey, this is really good!" Mokuba said surprised. Serenity blushed delicately.
"You think so? I squeeze the lemons myself." Mokuba choked, imagining her hands squeezing something that wasn't a lemon. Stop that, he scolded himself. Just 'cause you saw... that... is no reason to be all perverted now.
"Serenity," said Seto, "we would like a bowl of strawberries." He paused for just a moment, registering Mokuba's presence. "If you don't mind."
"Of course not." Serenity said, smiling. She fetched a carton of strawberries from the fridge and set about cleaning and cutting them up. Mokuba tried to avoid Seto's eyes, realized it was impossible, and stood on the pretext of helping Serenity.
"Oh, thank you, Mokuba. There's another knife in that drawer there." When they were finished she handed them to Seto still smiling. "Your brother's such a gentleman, Mr. Kaiba."
"Thank you." Seto turned and headed back to Joey's room. Serenity turned to Mokuba looking a little exasperated.
"I don't suppose you know what's going on, do you? Joey won't tell me and I'm too afraid to ask Mr. Kaiba."
"Uh, nope. Not a clue." Mokuba lied. Boy, this girl was dense.
"I suppose it must be some sort of duelist thing, especially with Yugi coming over tomorrow as well." She said. Mokuba's eyes bugged out.
"Yugi's coming too?" He sputtered, nearly knocking over his glass of lemonade. Serenity looked surprised at his outburst and pulled out a napkin to wipe up the small spill.
"Yes. Tea and I were going to go shopping while they were busy."
Yes, real busy... and Yugi too... if that wasn't disturbing...
"Would you like to come with us? Or maybe you'd rather join the boys." She continued. Mokuba managed to restrain all choking, sputtering, and gagging- barely.
"I- I'm not much of a duelist." He said. Nor am I into sodomy and incest, he added in his mind.
"Neither am I, but I wouldn't mind if they taught me. Besides, you can always watch and cheer for them, right? I always enjoy that." Serenity seemed completely oblivious to Mokuba's deep blush. She's nice, but also an idiot, he decided.
"No, I'll stick with girls- I mean, you girls." He told her.
"See you tomorrow, rich-boy!" came Joey's voice from down the hall. Seto entered the room, adjusting his tie. Mokuba gulped, trying in vain not to picture those hands petting either of Joey's heads. Seto looked at him, his face expressionless.
"Come on, Mokuba." He ordered. Mokuba trotted after him. Climbing into the car behind his brother, Mokuba noticed an odd stain on the purple trench coat. He didn't even want to think about where that came from.
"So... um, Seto? Serenity asked if I would like to go shopping with her and Tea tomorrow while you were... with Joey." Mokuba kept his eyes down, fighting the blush that was creeping into his cheeks. Seto regarded him impassively.
"Could I go?" Mokuba finally asked. Seto sighed, gazing at Mokuba.
"Why would you rather hang out with those frivolous girls than with the men? Yugi is coming to visit tomorrow as well. He's likes you. Perhaps you would do better to take part in some male bonding than shopping. Shopping is so... feminine." He said the word like a curse.
"No!" Mokuba cried, alarmed. At Seto's curious look he grinned feebly. "I mean, I don't think I'm ready for that yet. And Serenity would be so disappointed if I told her I couldn't go."
"She did mention your impeccable manners. Perhaps she is too fond of you, though. As you said, you are still young; she and Tea are a little old for you."
"It's nothing like that." Mokuba assured him, while inside roaring that Seto had tried to set him up with Yugi, who was older that Serenity, if much shorter.
"Well... alright. I'll give my list of things to be bought to Tea. There are some items I need that she canpick upfor me." Mokuba wondered why he didn't have one of the servants pick them up. They drew up to the Kaiba Mansion and the two boys climbed out. All through dinner Mokuba kept silent trying not to think about the days events. Several times Seto asked if he was feeling well; he looked flushed. Finally he insisted on Mokuba taking some Children's Tylenol and going to bed. Seto tucked his little brother in tenderly, bending over to brush dark locks off his forehead.
"Soon you'll be ready to take your place among the men." He whispered, kissing Mokuba's cheek. Mokuba spent the rest of the night fighting to stay awake, wondering if he had to fear rape in his own house. He even thought about slipping down stairs to ask the maid for some coffee, but he drifted off into dreams of Seto, Joey, and Yugi in oily, sweaty, impossible tangles.
AN: Review, my loves! Or you'll never find out what happens when Mokuba wakes up, what Tea's buying for Seto, or what wonderful deals they'll find on heals!
