Okay, so this is my day started: I was walking down the sidewalk minding my bussiness. Then without warning: BAMM! Right straight down, no reason, just none! All of a I come to, darkness all around, dazed, bewildered and hearing strange sounds. I slowly staggered to my feet. Then I hear a hissed: Welcome my dear husband, followed by a cackled hissing laugh. My subjects and I have been waiting. (snickering suddenly surrounded me, stutterring I replied) Listen, uhhh arachno-bug-lady-thing, I do not go without too easily! I'll fight! Hahaha, was hoping you would! Wait,wait wait, I've just gotta clarify this for myself, you went human hunting, just in order to get to me, while I'm slightly flattered and ... 'extremely creeped out'. I am afraid must decline your quite forced offer! "Good, you... wait you've denied us!"

Ohhhh, how cute you think you have a choice! "If my dear do not come now, I will take you by force!" NOOO! NEVERRR! Well, what are you waiting for, get him! Or else after I take him by force, I'll have for dessert! "Come here my dearest. I only want you for the genetics." (My slow grunting turning to snarling, growling and turning into roaring, slowly of course! And, I didn't realize but; I started glowing!) Aiggghhhhh! THE LIGHT! It, ... He is the prophesized intruder, meaning now I must have him, you fools! Aghhh! Now this, This is power and speed, hahaha, (in a metalic sounding voice) I feel like I can run for eternity!!! WHOA!! Next time You should try goin' a little faster! (Speeding all over the place they were getting confused) "I will catch you, one way or another." Hey, are you going to talk like the whole time? (something starts getting ripped apart) "I've got a little hole for you, come here boy!" "No thanks." Suddenly, I hear flames sprouting up behind me! Tear the whole webbing cave apart!!! (Now floors disappearing, one after another) I get it now, these floors are made of spidersilk!!! (Still zipping all over the home made and make shift castle) If can't then I quite apparently will take by force! Yep! Gonna' talk like the whole time alright! Well, I guess I've got to take you head on! (I grunted, then I turned and ran into her) NOW I AM MAAAD!!!! Throw out of my palace, I don't where you send that...CREATURE, just do it!! (THEN A HOLE TOO BIG FOR ME TO AVOID APPEARED OUT OF NO-WHERE) I start falling, followed by shouting; I black out after that.