Why Billy is afraid of Clowns

Billy was walking down Scythe Street one day, he was 5, when, a clown asked "Do you want a balloon?" Billy screamed like a girl. "I'll take that as a Yessy-Yes-Yes!" the clown said. Billy screamed like a girl again. "Here you go, a spider!" the clown said, and handed Billy a balloon that looked like a spider.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!" Billy screamed.

"Now, Bye-Bye, Spider Loving Friend!" The clown said, and walked off. "I HATE SPIDERS!" Billy finally said. "AND NOW I HATE CLOWNS!"

The happy end.

Billy popped out. "It's not happy! It's horrible!"

Okay... Well then,...

The Horrible End.