Why Billy is afraid of Clowns
Billy was walking down Scythe Street one day, he was 5, when, a clown asked "Do you want a balloon?" Billy screamed like a girl. "I'll take that as a Yessy-Yes-Yes!" the clown said. Billy screamed like a girl again. "Here you go, a spider!" the clown said, and handed Billy a balloon that looked like a spider.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!" Billy screamed.
"Now, Bye-Bye, Spider Loving Friend!" The clown said, and walked off. "I HATE SPIDERS!" Billy finally said. "AND NOW I HATE CLOWNS!"
The happy end.
Billy popped out. "It's not happy! It's horrible!"
Okay... Well then,...
The Horrible End.
