I've been writing a lot of one-shots recently to get ideas out and not flood my real, good, multichapter story.

This is dedicated to NM/Shin, for not flaming me, but rather giving good constructive criticism.

One more week until Bunny Raven! Ohmaigawd!

Stuff I do not own:

Teen Titans

Super Mario Smash Brother Meelee

Shamus

Young Link

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Stuff I do own:

A crappy computer

A brain

.....Uhmm.... HUMUS! :-D

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It was a warm summer's night, and the Titans were in the living room, lazing around and doing their own respective hobbies. To no-one's surprise, Raven was reading, Starfire was cooking- let me rephrase that, concocting- and Beast Boy and Cyborg were playing video games. From the sounds of cannons and battle cries, one could judge that they were playing Smash Brothers Meelee, and that Cyborg was winning. It figured- Cyborg was more like Shamus than Beast Boy was like Young Link.

Robin was out shopping. It /was/his turn, after all.

Beast Boy jumped into the air with a whoop of joy. "I AM THE CHAMPION, DUDE!"

Cyborg sulked. Raven's eyebrow twitched.

Beast Boy slunk around the couch to peer over Raven's shoulder at what she was reading.

"Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has—or rather had—a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches."

Beast Boy stared at the page, jumping at Raven's sudden words a moment later.

"Are you finished yet?"

Beast Boy pouted, angry at getting caught reading a book. He huffed. He pretended to walk away, only to slink back and read over her shoulder again.

"Beast Boy." She growled, slamming the book closed.

Beast Boy smiled guiltily. "I'll give you a bag of Swedish Fish if you let me read it when you're done."

Raven raised an eyebrow. She /did/ like Swedish Fish, but it /was/ one of her favorite books...

"No."

"Pleeeease? It'll be kind with all the different colours!!"

"...................Fine."

Beast Boy hid a grin and bounded off to play Video Games.

Robin walked into the Tower, his arms loaded with groceries, one of which being a large, green striped fruit. Starfire and Raven blinked.

Beast Boy and Cyborg leapt off the couch and huddled around the large, green fruit, the other groceries forgotten.

There was a humming of a laser, and the boys shoved a large slice of the peculiar fruit into the girls' hands.

Raven raised an eyebrow.

Starfire blinked innocently.

The rest of the boys raced outside to the rocks.

"Is this some kind of "sport-playing?""

Raven shrugged, poking the object. It was vibrant pink on the inside, with speckled black and white seeds.

The juice dripped off her hands and on to the floor.

The aliens blinked at each other in bewilderment. Raven had been taught most of the earth customs on Azerath, but this was completely new to her.

Robin looked up from his slice of watermelon.

"Where are the girls?"

The boys peeked back into the Tower, to see them still holding their watermelon and looking puzzled.

Robin blinked, and grinned. "Sometimes... You almost forget that they're not human."

He said, walking over and instructing them on how to eat watermelon on a warm summer's night.