Mlp cowboy.
Spike was watching an old western movie Twilight enters his room.
"Spike me, the cmc, and the other 5 are going to appaloosa. You have to come too. "she said
"What?" Spike said with a "are you fucking kidding me" look on his face.
"Yeah"
"When we leaving?" Spike groaned
"Now" twilight said.
Rainbow Dash opened the door on the lower floor.
"Hey, slowpokes. You ready? The train leaves in 5 minutes!" She shouted.
"Spike we need to go, I've packed your gems and some books for the train, grab some things QUICK" twilight said.
After 30seconds they were out the door bolting to the train station. All 10 (not including there pets of course ) of them. They got there just in time.
After 14 hours the arrived
"We'll I don't know about you fucking daisy pickin' sandwich makers. But while you stand on your stool freakin' out about a mouse, imma go drink!" Spike said
Twilight didn't attempt to stop her young dragon from entering the saloon, for she knew the worst they would give him was sugary apple cider. Spike entered the saloon
" Costumer!"- The bartender yelled all giddy inside. -"REGINALD!" He shouted in a stern voice. This Reginald started playing the piano.
Spike sat down on at the bar
"What'll be chap?" The bartender asked
"Give me a glass of scotch." Spike said
"Ummm, how old are you?"
"Two and a half"
"We'll I'm sorry sir but I can't give you that scotch."
" FUCK! Then get me some sugary cider."
Rainbow dash saw the Bartender pouring the cider. She was severely addicted to cider (as we all know) she flew into the bar and tackled the bartender. As a result the apple cider from the cup spilled all over the floor. Rainbow dash got pissed. She started breaking glasses. A gun shot resounded across the saloon. A Stallion with a Stetson, and a sheriff's badge. He was holding a smoking revolver. The bartender hopped up.
"Sherif Grayson. How do you do?" The bartender said casually
"I'm fine Tommy" the Sherif said
"It's Thomas"
Rainbow dash brushed broken glass off of her
"Hey you little rascal!"- the bartender yelled -"get outta here!"
Rainbow dash flew out.
"My dearest apologies sir- what was your name, I don't think I caught it."
"Don't think I threw it, it's spike."
"My dearest apologies sir Spike."
The bartender pour a glass of apple cider and handed to spike. Sherif Grayson sat down
"Give me whatever ya' got left." He said
"Hey, why you still got a revolver?" Spike asked the sherif sipping at the toddlers elixir.
"This is the most advanced handgun in the world!" The sherif said
The bartender slid a cup to the sherif.
"What about the glok, or the m911?"spike asked
The bartender Walked over to spike and put his arm around spikes shoulder. He looked up as if he was remembering a great achievement.
"A Long time ago, when Luna became nightmare moon, celestia's judgement was quite poor. People were starving! The mortality rate was through the roof! So appaloosa seceded from celestia's rule meant. Us appeloosens decided that a monarchy was no way to sustain a country, so we have a democracy with presidents! But the rest of equestria won't provide us knowledge, nor funding, so were decades behind in technological advancements." He said proudly.
"Oh, I see!" Spike said
Just then a stallion with a tuxedo and a bowler hat came in, he shot the sherif in the head.
"SHERIF!" The bartender shrieked
Spike ran to the corpse he put on the sherifs hat, badge, and holster with gun inside. Spike walked forward with his head hanged low.
"Howdy pardoner, there's a new sherif in town."
Spike drew his gun and shot the crook.
"I HERE BY ELECT MYSELF, SHERIF OF APPALOOSA!" Spike declared.
Spike walked through town, everyone staring at him with awe. He entered the sherifs office and sits down in the chair
