Author's note

This is my "upteenth" attempt at a fanfiction, and I believe in it enough that I'm posting it here, something I've only done once with my very first fanfic (which I admit was terrible, an absolute piece of shit). But I have confidence that with this fic, I may get at least a few laughs. Out of all my fanfic attempts (most will never see the light of day), this is the only one I believe I will completely finish. I've already got the main points of the chapters set up, it's just a matter of filling in the blanks I haven't written yet. The ideas came sporadically at first, but over time, I'm putting more and more thought into it.

Fair word of warning: This story is full of Family Guy-esqe humor and the "4th Wall" is broken many times (at my expense).

Please read and review, but if there's criticism, please make it constructive. I hope you all enjoy this!

"Viewer Discression is Advised"

(Title Sequence) (to see this video, type this in the youtube search engine: Road to the Mediaverse. I made it to give you a sense of what's in store. It is essential to the story to watch the video first.)

Ch. 1

Scene 1 - Stewie is in his room tinkering with a new device. Footstep are heard coming up the steps. Brian walks into the room and up to Stewie.

Brian: Stewie, what are you doing up here? You haven't been downstairs in two days, what gives?

Stewie looks up from his device at Brian.

Stewie: I'm still getting over the shock of the VMA's. (shivers in disgust)

-Cutaway-

Scene: Peter, Stewie and Brian are sitting on the couch watching TV.

TV Anouncer: And now back to the MTV VMA's 2013.

The TV then shows Miley Cyrus twerking. The three Griffins have looks of horror on their faces.

All three: AAAAAAAAHHHH!

Brian: Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick!

Stewie: OH GOD! It's burned into my corneas!

Peter: GEEZ, watching this is more painful than the time I tried to shave my pubes with a straight razor...

-Inner_Cutaway-

Peter is standing in front of the mirror, naked, but is only seen from the mid-belly up.

Peter: All right, Peter... You can do this... Just relax... Take it nice and slow... Don't let anything distract-

Lois: (knocking at the door) Petah?

Peter: AAAAAHH! Damnit Lois you just made me John Wayne Bobbitt myself! (Dad's variation is "you just made me Jewish.")

-End_Cutaways-

Brian: Whoa, a cutaway within a cutaway! That's something you don't see every episode.

Stewie: (looking annoyed) That's because this isn't an episode.

Brian: It's not?

Stewie: No its a fanfic.

Brian: A fanfic?

Stewie: Yes a fanfic. It's short for fanfiction.

Brian: Well, what's a fanfiction?

Stewie: A fanfiction is a story made by a fan of a movie, tv show, book, video game and/or anime. Some of those writers are very talented, (Shameless fanfic plug warning) like the person who wrote "A Very Freakin' Family Guy Mis-ED-venture," keep up the good work, you. (Shameless fanfic plug end) But some make stories that should never see the light of the Internet, and I won't give you examples because I don't want you to be tempted to look at them. Part of you will die inside if you read some of those. Then there are the really weird ones who pick ideas from the obscurity of their minds, and make stories that fall into Internet obscurity. I have it on good authority that the guy who's writing this is a 26-year-old loser who comes up with his best ideas when he's waiting for his meds to kick in... What a douche.

(T-MAX X-H grumbles offscreen)

Brian: That's... interesting. But I wanna know what you've been doing up here the past two days.

Stewie: Well I've been working on a new device.

Brian: It looks like you're making a handheld game system.

Stewie: It looks like that to fool any average sap-ooooohh, sssorry about that.

Brian: Bite me, jackass.

Stewie: Alright, alright, don't get your tail in a bunch.

Brian: Look, just tell me what that thing is so I can go back downstairs and finish watching "Suits".

Stewie: Oh, nice show. Well that does somewhat pertain to my device. You remember our multiverse journey?

Brian: Yea. It was one of the strangest "Road to" adventures we've ever had. It was almost like a bad acid trip...

Stewie: Yes, well I've made this new device for a similar purpose. Instead of traveling through the multiverse, this device will allow us to travel through the Mediaverse.

Brian: What's the Mediaverse?

Stewie: It's like the multiverse, but instead of alternate universes, we'd be traveling in to other stories in different forms of media. Movies, TV Shows, Video Games, Books and anime.

Brian: Sounds interesting, I guess. But what's that device made of?

Stewie: Well, I'm glad you asked. The device is made up of a few different things. The bottom half of the device is made from an old PSP, the 3000 model to be precise. The top half is made from the top of a Nintendo 3DS XL. I've upgraded both displays with HD screens and the 3DS cameras with top-of-the-line HD cameras. The cameras also function as scanners for the environment to help determine where we are, which works in conjunction with the Internet. Oh-and I also added a second analog nub to the PSP portion of the device. You never know when you'll need two analog nubs...

Brian: Isn't that what you're penis is basically? A nub?

Stewie: Oh ha ha, very funny. Says the dog who has no testicles!

Brian: I'm not neutered, Stewie.

Stewie: Oh... Well, I guess that insult was useless then. Just wait till I come up with a real zinger!

Brian: Oh boy... Can't wait...

Stewie: Anyway, the device's travel jump system is powered by a microchip made entirely of crystallized Martian soil.

Brian: Why that?

Stewie: Because it's the perfect substance to use for time, space and dimensional travel. I tested it extensively for this specific purpose.

Brian: But how did you figure out it could be used for that... Wait a minute! How the hell did you get your hands on Martian soil in the first place?! Even NASA doesn't currently have the means to get that from Mars to Earth!

Stewie: (grinning evilly) Ohhhhh, I have my ways...

-Cutaway-

(Setting-Surface of Mars)

The Mars Rover is collecting Martian soil samples from the surface. From behind a boulder, a Stewie-like robot with wheels on its feet rolls toward the Rover, holding what looks like a stick.

Robo-Stewie: (holding up and slightly shaking the stick, speaking in a semi-robotic Stewie voice) Hey, Rover. You want the stick? Want the stick, boy?

Mars Rover: (drops a soil sample in mid collection and starts acting dog-like) Bark-bark!

Robo-Stewie: Go fetch.

The Rover goes after the stick, and Robo-Stewie picks up the sample and puts it in his front container.

Robo-Stewie: Mars robot 01 to Stewie. Soil sample obtained. Preparing to send to Earth. Energize...

The soil sample is transported to earth instantly. Stewie is at the other end of the transport system. He grabs the soil sample.

Stewie: Ohhhh Yeaaa... Kiss my ass NASA!

-Cutaway ends-

Stewie: Yes... Serves them right for becoming privatized.

Brian: Sometimes I forget what a maniacal genius you can be.

Stewie: It's only because I've mellowed out slightly over the years. 300 joints will do that to you.

Brian: Wait, you've kept track?

Stewie: Yes, that happens when your I.Q. is greater than that of the town you live in.

Brian: You're not lumping me in with that bunch, are you?

Stewie: Of course not! You and I are probably the two smartest guys in Quahog.

Brian: Wow, thanks for the compliment Stewie.

Stewie: Hey, it's true. If you weren't smart I probably would've killed you by now. But don't get used to it... You won't be getting many more, if any, compliments during this fanfic.

Brian: It's comments like that that make me not want to do things with you.

Stewie: Hey, don't blame me! Blame the bastard writing me this way!

Brian: I don't think he's stretching your personality as much as you think.

Stewie: That hurts, Brian. Very much so...

Brian: (pause, then heavy sigh) I'm sorry, Stewie. I guess all this stuff is hitting me at once. God, I need a drink.

Stewie: Really, Brian? Drinking at noon?

Brian: Hey, it's 5 O'Clock somewhere.

Stewie: Well we could stand here shooting the shit for hours but it wouldn't make for a good story, would it? Besides, I'm dying to give this thing a spin! The possibilities of where this device can take us to is endless! Would you like to come along?

Brian: I'm really not in the mood... but something seem to be compelling me to go.

Stewie: I bet I know what THAT is... (Stewie looks at the "4th wall" with a smirk on his face, as if to say "you can't fool me T-MAX X-H.")

(Offscreen T-MAX X-H shrugs his shoulders and says, "Yea, it's me but I'll bet you don't give a shit...")

Stewie: Ok, Brian. You ready to go?

Brian: Can it wait a few minutes? I wanna go downstairs and drink a beer first.

Stewie: Well, you could do that... Or you could possibly have a mojito with say-Sam Axe!

Brian: That would be great! But what are the odds we go to Burn Notice first?

Stewie: Astronomical, but who's counting?

Brian: Alright, but if we don't end up there, where ever we go first, you're gonna buy me some booze.

Stewie: Fair enough. Alright, Brian. I don't know how the jump will effect us, so be prepared for worst case scenario...

Brian: What's the worst case scenario?

Stewie: Well, we may, ummm... (saying quickly under his breath) turn inside out, shit ourselves, fuse together, or become republicans...

Brian: Wait a minute! Wha-

The two teleport from Family Guy to the first stop in their Mediaverse journey...

-End Ch.1-

Well, our heroes are of to a rocky start. If you like this and want to see more, please say so in the comments.