====MORTAL KOMBAT NAZZA-SPONSORED TOURNAMENT 2====
/Tournament Record Opened/
[Begin Tournament Entry #01]
-Tournament ReGenesis-
==SONYA==
'Sonya, you received this letter,' said Jax.
Sonya took the letter and opened it. 'Hmm...' she said as she read it.
'What's so interesting?'
'I'll have to leave the army for a while,' she said.
'How come?'
'Shao Kahn has returned.'
==SINDEL==
'RISE, SINDEL!'
Shao Kahn's voice awoke the sleeping queen, who was imprisoned in her glass coffin. 'Why did you awaken me?'
'You shall see, when the time is right...'
==SHEEVA==
'You road scum!'
Stryker sneered. 'At least I'm not a four-armed freak!'
Sheeva threw two right hooks at Stryker, but he ducked and tripped her. She landed on her back, broken glass cutting into her flesh.
'Don't take on Stryker,' he stated. 'Especially in an alleyway.'
'Of course,' said Sheeva as she stood up. 'Don't take on Stryker in his birthplace.'
'That's it!' said Stryker. He pulled out an Uzi, and was about to rip Sheeva to shreds when a messenger walked into the alleyway.
'I'm looking for Sheeva and Stryker,' said the messenger.
'That'd be us,' said Stryker.
'Meet at the Outer World dimension gate tonight at midnight. And you need to be alive when you get there.'
'Damn!' said Stryker. 'I was just about to achieve my life-long dream!'
==JOHNNY CAGE==
'I refuse to play a woman!'
'But you agreed to make this movie,' said the director.
'But I didn't know it required me to cross-dress! Besides, it was my agent who accepted this job.'
'Well too bad,' said the director. 'We've already decided to cast you.'
'I'm going to sue you - wait, here comes the mail.'
'Here's your mail, sir,' said the mail courier, who handed Cage some envelopes.
'Taxes, bills, crap, fan mail - fan mail?! That's never happened before. Ah, this envelope looks interesting.' Cage put down the other letters and opened the envelope.
'What's it say?' asked the director.
'Woohoo! I just got an offer for another movie! See you later! Hang on, this envelope also looks interesting.' He read it for a few minutes. 'Yes, another tournament!'
As Cage ran out of the studio the director shook his head. 'Tournament? I thought the critics said the first "Johnny Cage Tournament" movie was worse than Crossroads!'
==KABAL==
Kabal lurked the streets, looking for something to do. 'Life's lonely when half your face's blown off and you're forced to live on the dry, dusty half-of-the-buildings-demolished streets.'
Kabal coughed as some dust flew into his mask. Suddenly his pager started beeping. 'Huh? I didn't even know I had one!' He pulled it out of his pocket and looked at the message. 'YES! Finally I can let my anger out again!'
==RAYDEN==
Rayden sat in his underground sanctuary. 'There is no knowledge that is not power. There is no knowledge that is not power. There is no -'
'Can you stop that, it's really annoying,' said Shang Tsung.
'You're being held captive in my palace, you'll listen to whatever I have to say. He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy...'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S TORTURE OF THE WORST KIND! WORSE THAN HITLER! WORSE THAN WAR! WORSE THAN CHACHI-'
'You got mail,' said Rayden's servant. 'And you too, Shang Tsung.'
'Yay! Fain mail!' said Shang Tsung. 'Oh, just some letter from Shao Kahn.'
The two read the letters in silence. 'Well, it seems the time has come again,' said Rayden. 'And remember: There is no knowledge that is not power.'
==SUBZERO==
'I-shall-serve-you,' said Smoke.
'Yes, I got the robot working!' said Subzero. 'And to think I was gonna repair C3PO.'
Meanwhile, in the junkyard, a golden robot sat in pieces, calling out for a guy called Luke to save him.
'When was the last time we fought in a tournament?' Subzero asked.
'I-don't-know,' said Smoke. 'Your-outfit-looks-good-today.'
'Yeah,' said Subzero. 'I tried a different brand. It's much more comfortable than the suit I had to wear in the second tournament.'
'I-think-you-just-got-an-email-sir,' said Smoke. 'You-and-I-must-meet-at-the-Outer-World-dimension-gate-at-midnight-tonight.'
'Sounds spooky.'
==SCORPION==
'Hmm, the streets of our city are still in ruins. Does the council ever do *anything*?'
Scorpion wandered, searching for something. He didn't know what it was, which was why he'd been wandering since MK II.
'Huh, a skywriter?' Scorpion looked up as a plane wrote a message in the sky.
=SCORPION AND REPTILE ARE TO CHECK THEIR MAILBOX NOW=
==REPTILE==
'Wow, that plane must be smart.' Reptile went to the post office, and checked his PO box. He left just as Scorpion arrived, but didn't notice as he was too busy reading his letter.
'Midnight tonight? Aww, I was going to free the lizards from the zoo tonight!'
==KANO==
'Sonya, what are you doing here?'
Sonya looked around Kano's shoddy apartment. 'Not here to have a friendly chat, that's for sure. I got a letter earlier on this morning...'
==NIGHTWOLF==
'Chief Powow, have to tell Nightwolf story.'
'Chief, your name isn't Powow. And you don't speak like that.'
'Oh, great, just ruin all the fun why don't you!'
'What is it you wanted to tell me?'
'A horrible monster came before me in my dreams.'
'You weren't drunk again were you? Don't tell me you chopped down a tree again -'
'No, this time it was for real. It had four arms, and told me you must go to the Outer World dimension gate tonight.'
'Uh-oh...'
To Be Continued...
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Next episode: The Gathering at the Dimensional Gate
/Tournament Record Opened/
[Begin Tournament Entry #01]
-Tournament ReGenesis-
==SONYA==
'Sonya, you received this letter,' said Jax.
Sonya took the letter and opened it. 'Hmm...' she said as she read it.
'What's so interesting?'
'I'll have to leave the army for a while,' she said.
'How come?'
'Shao Kahn has returned.'
==SINDEL==
'RISE, SINDEL!'
Shao Kahn's voice awoke the sleeping queen, who was imprisoned in her glass coffin. 'Why did you awaken me?'
'You shall see, when the time is right...'
==SHEEVA==
'You road scum!'
Stryker sneered. 'At least I'm not a four-armed freak!'
Sheeva threw two right hooks at Stryker, but he ducked and tripped her. She landed on her back, broken glass cutting into her flesh.
'Don't take on Stryker,' he stated. 'Especially in an alleyway.'
'Of course,' said Sheeva as she stood up. 'Don't take on Stryker in his birthplace.'
'That's it!' said Stryker. He pulled out an Uzi, and was about to rip Sheeva to shreds when a messenger walked into the alleyway.
'I'm looking for Sheeva and Stryker,' said the messenger.
'That'd be us,' said Stryker.
'Meet at the Outer World dimension gate tonight at midnight. And you need to be alive when you get there.'
'Damn!' said Stryker. 'I was just about to achieve my life-long dream!'
==JOHNNY CAGE==
'I refuse to play a woman!'
'But you agreed to make this movie,' said the director.
'But I didn't know it required me to cross-dress! Besides, it was my agent who accepted this job.'
'Well too bad,' said the director. 'We've already decided to cast you.'
'I'm going to sue you - wait, here comes the mail.'
'Here's your mail, sir,' said the mail courier, who handed Cage some envelopes.
'Taxes, bills, crap, fan mail - fan mail?! That's never happened before. Ah, this envelope looks interesting.' Cage put down the other letters and opened the envelope.
'What's it say?' asked the director.
'Woohoo! I just got an offer for another movie! See you later! Hang on, this envelope also looks interesting.' He read it for a few minutes. 'Yes, another tournament!'
As Cage ran out of the studio the director shook his head. 'Tournament? I thought the critics said the first "Johnny Cage Tournament" movie was worse than Crossroads!'
==KABAL==
Kabal lurked the streets, looking for something to do. 'Life's lonely when half your face's blown off and you're forced to live on the dry, dusty half-of-the-buildings-demolished streets.'
Kabal coughed as some dust flew into his mask. Suddenly his pager started beeping. 'Huh? I didn't even know I had one!' He pulled it out of his pocket and looked at the message. 'YES! Finally I can let my anger out again!'
==RAYDEN==
Rayden sat in his underground sanctuary. 'There is no knowledge that is not power. There is no knowledge that is not power. There is no -'
'Can you stop that, it's really annoying,' said Shang Tsung.
'You're being held captive in my palace, you'll listen to whatever I have to say. He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy...'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT'S TORTURE OF THE WORST KIND! WORSE THAN HITLER! WORSE THAN WAR! WORSE THAN CHACHI-'
'You got mail,' said Rayden's servant. 'And you too, Shang Tsung.'
'Yay! Fain mail!' said Shang Tsung. 'Oh, just some letter from Shao Kahn.'
The two read the letters in silence. 'Well, it seems the time has come again,' said Rayden. 'And remember: There is no knowledge that is not power.'
==SUBZERO==
'I-shall-serve-you,' said Smoke.
'Yes, I got the robot working!' said Subzero. 'And to think I was gonna repair C3PO.'
Meanwhile, in the junkyard, a golden robot sat in pieces, calling out for a guy called Luke to save him.
'When was the last time we fought in a tournament?' Subzero asked.
'I-don't-know,' said Smoke. 'Your-outfit-looks-good-today.'
'Yeah,' said Subzero. 'I tried a different brand. It's much more comfortable than the suit I had to wear in the second tournament.'
'I-think-you-just-got-an-email-sir,' said Smoke. 'You-and-I-must-meet-at-the-Outer-World-dimension-gate-at-midnight-tonight.'
'Sounds spooky.'
==SCORPION==
'Hmm, the streets of our city are still in ruins. Does the council ever do *anything*?'
Scorpion wandered, searching for something. He didn't know what it was, which was why he'd been wandering since MK II.
'Huh, a skywriter?' Scorpion looked up as a plane wrote a message in the sky.
=SCORPION AND REPTILE ARE TO CHECK THEIR MAILBOX NOW=
==REPTILE==
'Wow, that plane must be smart.' Reptile went to the post office, and checked his PO box. He left just as Scorpion arrived, but didn't notice as he was too busy reading his letter.
'Midnight tonight? Aww, I was going to free the lizards from the zoo tonight!'
==KANO==
'Sonya, what are you doing here?'
Sonya looked around Kano's shoddy apartment. 'Not here to have a friendly chat, that's for sure. I got a letter earlier on this morning...'
==NIGHTWOLF==
'Chief Powow, have to tell Nightwolf story.'
'Chief, your name isn't Powow. And you don't speak like that.'
'Oh, great, just ruin all the fun why don't you!'
'What is it you wanted to tell me?'
'A horrible monster came before me in my dreams.'
'You weren't drunk again were you? Don't tell me you chopped down a tree again -'
'No, this time it was for real. It had four arms, and told me you must go to the Outer World dimension gate tonight.'
'Uh-oh...'
To Be Continued...
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Next episode: The Gathering at the Dimensional Gate
