Fifty Ways to annoy …

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Sigh, Tiredness, I feel like writing something, yet I don't, I think Ive lost my mojo..If I ever had one.

Me pregunto..should I really post this? Its rather lame.

50 Ways to Annoy Tyson Kinomiya

Edit pictures of him in photoshop to make it look like he gained like a thousand pounds.

Sell those pictures to magazines

And on Ebay

Dye his hair pink while hes sleeping

Draw penisses on his head while hes sleeping

Eat all the food

Better yet, eat it in front of him

Write fanfics about him getting it up the ass by Kai (cuz hed like never be gay, like ew! XD)

Ask him random pictures about his pubes

Pants him

Make pictures of it

Digitally alter said pictures to make it looks like he has a deformed penis

Sell those pictures to magazines

Make sure he reads those magazines

Make fake porn tapes of him

Better yet, record him when hes having sexytime

Not that hes ever having any..

Make him go on a diet

A low carb diet

Hide all his clothes

Make him emo for a day

Pretend to be part of the environment and sneak up to him, then glomp him

Tell him your preggies with his baby

And that he now has to marry you

Sneak up on him and glomp him

Slap him with a dead fish

Slap him with an eel

Kill his hamster

Tell him you have a sock to bury him in

Keep on singing The Llama song

Get the text wrong

Play truth or dare with him

Make him go in drag to the prom

Impregnate him

Replace his boxers by Hiromis panties..

Or even better, with thongs

Ask gramps about embarrassing childhood stories about him

Tell everyone said stories

Replace all the fluids in the house with lube

Give him a big pink vibrator for his birthday

Give him an innocent look when he gets mad about it

Throw him into the pond

Say he looks like Jeffree Star

Punch him whenever you see him

say its "their" fault

Ask him really disturbing questions like: "when did you have your first wet dream?"

When he looks weird mutter something about "Psychological Analysis"

Glue one of his CDs in his CD-player.

Answer everything he says with "thats what you think"

Ask him for a pencil, when he gives it to you, stick it up your nose and try to write like that.

Great, cliché ANYONE? Anyways, if people like this I may make more, so don't forget to press that nice little "review" button!