Fifty Ways to annoy …
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Sigh, Tiredness, I feel like writing something, yet I don't, I think Ive lost my mojo..If I ever had one.
Me pregunto..should I really post this? Its rather lame.
50 Ways to Annoy Tyson Kinomiya
Edit pictures of him in photoshop to make it look like he gained like a thousand pounds.
Sell those pictures to magazines
And on Ebay
Dye his hair pink while hes sleeping
Draw penisses on his head while hes sleeping
Eat all the food
Better yet, eat it in front of him
Write fanfics about him getting it up the ass by Kai (cuz hed like never be gay, like ew! XD)
Ask him random pictures about his pubes
Pants him
Make pictures of it
Digitally alter said pictures to make it looks like he has a deformed penis
Sell those pictures to magazines
Make sure he reads those magazines
Make fake porn tapes of him
Better yet, record him when hes having sexytime
Not that hes ever having any..
Make him go on a diet
A low carb diet
Hide all his clothes
Make him emo for a day
Pretend to be part of the environment and sneak up to him, then glomp him
Tell him your preggies with his baby
And that he now has to marry you
Sneak up on him and glomp him
Slap him with a dead fish
Slap him with an eel
Kill his hamster
Tell him you have a sock to bury him in
Keep on singing The Llama song
Get the text wrong
Play truth or dare with him
Make him go in drag to the prom
Impregnate him
Replace his boxers by Hiromis panties..
Or even better, with thongs
Ask gramps about embarrassing childhood stories about him
Tell everyone said stories
Replace all the fluids in the house with lube
Give him a big pink vibrator for his birthday
Give him an innocent look when he gets mad about it
Throw him into the pond
Say he looks like Jeffree Star
Punch him whenever you see him
say its "their" fault
Ask him really disturbing questions like: "when did you have your first wet dream?"
When he looks weird mutter something about "Psychological Analysis"
Glue one of his CDs in his CD-player.
Answer everything he says with "thats what you think"
Ask him for a pencil, when he gives it to you, stick it up your nose and try to write like that.
Great, cliché ANYONE? Anyways, if people like this I may make more, so don't forget to press that nice little "review" button!
