The FanFic PTB took this down with warning with a message following after with some cockamamie about being rated inappropriately. Inappropriately my ass. You can't stop the signal, PTB.
100 words on the nose!
"He's coming for us next. Snuggle was simply the first to go; the Charmin family hasn't been heard from in several days."
"Tenderheart, you're simply overreacting. The Charmins could be vacation and Snuggle's typically difficult to get hold of, what with his busy schedule."
"Cheer, you don't understand!"
"Reports of Snuggle's demise are greatly exaggerated—don't worry about it, dear."
"Funshine herself saw Snuggle. She was visiting and…she's a wreck! Rocking and murmuring 'Green-eyes is coming' over and over!"
"This is true…"
"We're doomed!"
THUD.
"Who-?"
"Green-eyes!"
"Surprise, ya sonsa-"
Click-KAWOOSH.
"God, that's satisfying. Got those marshmallows, Sam?"
