Thankyou for reading, hp is jk's , i did get ideas from other fanfics but all together the plot is mine!
Harry James Potter was sitting in the Dursely's garden, engrossing him self into 'Dark jinx's: Limited Edition' that his guardians had left him, it was made of dragon hide and was probably the only existing copy - being made in 1507. In half an hour he going on his annual visit to his 'parents' as they called themselves. This day 3 years ago Harry's guardianshad been mudered by the 'parents' that had dumped Harry in this Muggle Hovel.
Harry began slowly moving. he walked down the manicure lawn through the spotless house to his messy bedroom. He changed into his best shirt and 'jeans' and muggle trainers and walked down the stairs to have his hair attacked by his 'Aunt' Petunia.
Surprisingly enough Harry got on rather well with his 'relatives' because they both agree over the subject of Lilly and James potter of being 'freaks' though for quite different reasons.
'Harry, Harry?' trilled Petunia,
'Now boy remember to be exceedingly polite to your mother and father because they have some freaky old visitor over!' barked Vernon. Meanwhile Dudley who didn't have the best memories of the Potter estate cowered in the corner.
'Come on Diddy, Harry - Oh let's go sweetie' Petunia said whilst applying more lipstick. The Dursley family and Harry James Potter all toughed the pretty china teapot activating the portkey to bring them to the Potter Estate door step.
'Harry dear. your looking healthy' Lilly Potter said in a sweet and surveying voice.
'Petunia, Vernon and Dudley you're well I take?'
'Yes thank you quite alright' hurried Petunia
Lilly swept them all into the drawing room with Vernon muttering things such as 'barmy' or 'freakish'.
Harry followed Lilly into the room to see James Potter looking surprisingly smart and tamed,Patience Potter with her short ginger air and overbearing personality who was going into 5th year, Aria Potter petite and dark haired looking grumpy and glaring at her twin Humphrey Potter who was sitting in the corner firing dung bombs at every surface much to his fathers amusement.
Humphrey Potter was looking as fat as usual, his dark hair to long and his teeth to large.
Lastly sitting in the centre of the room on a squashy red armchair was Albus Dumbledore who was always present at there little family 'gatherings'.
'Hello Harry' greeted Dumbledore
'Petunia,Vernon and Dudley - Dudley yes most unfortunate child' he muttered supposedly to himself.
'Well then Harry a word if you please' and just like the previous three years they disappeared into the library.
'Sir, what did you want to ask me' said Harry the picture of innocence - Harry had been taught to picture this look early on in life!
'Harry, I just wanted to check that you haven't had any' he paused 'strange ideas,memories or dreams perhaps recently?' Dumbledore asked innocently.
'No sir' replied Harry
'And you haven't yet experienced accidental magic?'
'No more than usual' Harry replied smoothly.
'Thank you harry , you may go then' he said from behind his spectacles.
Harry slowly walked out of the room whilst shielding his mind from Albus Dumbledore.
'Ha!' Harry thought, 'He get's easier to fool every year!'
'If he knew that the memory charm didn't work and that i knew exactly who's son I was- i must be patient father will come for me, he promised'
'Ahh Harry, Harry my boy come here' bellowed James Potter loudly.
'Hi, Harry how have you been' squealed Patience
'Fine thank you' replied Harry with a cool tone
'Harry, catch' shouted Humphrey lobbing a dung bomb at Harry - while harry could have simply deflected it with magic, he simply caught it with two fingers and replied 'You can reuse this I believe'
leaving Humphrey embarrassed and red.
'Diddy doesn't feel to well Lilly, so I think we should be leaving' said Petunia filling the silence.
'Alright then Petunia, you'll be available next year I take'
'ofcourse'
'Well then - next year Petunia, Vernon , Harry' finished Lilly totally Ignoring Dudley as she escorted them out of the Large Stone Manor.
