Sylvikitty: Welcome, welcome to my fanfic all!
The trolls and humans grumble collectively
Sylvikitty: Shut up, authoress me! I know that they're all happy to be there. Everyone, my name is Sylvikitty, but you can call me... *two kittens hop up from her shoulders and put her shades on*
Wait, what? are the kittens wearing them, or you?
Sylvikitty: ME, YOU ASS!
Well SOR-RY, Miss Grumpy!
Kanaya and Rose: STOP ARGUING!
Sylvikitty: Yes, yes, fine. Ok, so, you may call me... drumroll please...
Casey== Drumroll...
Sylvikitty: KAITLYN HARLEY!
Jade: Oh no, not another ectobiological relative!
John: Cool! another ecto-bio-whatever relative!
Kaitlyn: I am simply one hell of an authoress.
Karkat== Throw Earth Tomato
Kaitlyn: ARGH! Fine... just send us dares, please? This is a disaster anyway...
Bold Voice== Use amazing Authoress Powers to make everything ok again
Kaitlyn: Yay!
Alright everyone, send me truths and/or dares in the reviews! Hopefully my guest host will get here soon and I can keep these whiners in line!
