Sylvikitty: Welcome, welcome to my fanfic all!

The trolls and humans grumble collectively

Sylvikitty: Shut up, authoress me! I know that they're all happy to be there. Everyone, my name is Sylvikitty, but you can call me... *two kittens hop up from her shoulders and put her shades on*

Wait, what? are the kittens wearing them, or you?

Sylvikitty: ME, YOU ASS!

Well SOR-RY, Miss Grumpy!

Kanaya and Rose: STOP ARGUING!

Sylvikitty: Yes, yes, fine. Ok, so, you may call me... drumroll please...

Casey== Drumroll...

Sylvikitty: KAITLYN HARLEY!

Jade: Oh no, not another ectobiological relative!

John: Cool! another ecto-bio-whatever relative!

Kaitlyn: I am simply one hell of an authoress.

Karkat== Throw Earth Tomato

Kaitlyn: ARGH! Fine... just send us dares, please? This is a disaster anyway...

Bold Voice== Use amazing Authoress Powers to make everything ok again

Kaitlyn: Yay!

Alright everyone, send me truths and/or dares in the reviews! Hopefully my guest host will get here soon and I can keep these whiners in line!