A/N: Hi there! This is my first Naruto story and I 'm happy to say that I'm not writing it alone! My good friend, Master of the Toys, is helping me to write this. We came up with the basic plot while playing Uzumaki Chronicles2 I hope you enjoy it! Oh..and please review! Criticisms welcome, but please, no flamers. xx
Cookie: Hi all!
Master: -pokes cookie- disclaimer?
Cookie: Oh, right. Heehee
Disclaimer: WE DO! WE DO! WE DO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES! WE DO! Sadly our miracle, somehow owning Naruto, hasn't happened yet.
On with the story!
"This is number three. The target has been spotted. I repeat. The target has been spotted.Bzzzzht" A blond boy with spiky hair was watching something intently, through the bushes he was lurking in.
"NARUTO!" an annoyed voice said, "you don't have to make the sound every time you talk!" The blond boy, named Naruto, grew panicky. 'Oh no..Sakuras mad at me now. Now she'll never go on a date with me'
"Would you two be quiet?" That was their perverted team leader, Hatake Kakashi. "What's your position, Shikamaru? Can you see Mr. Biffle Kins?" (A/N: I don't know that cat's name, so I will call him Mr. Biffle Kins. If anyone knows, feel free to tell me and I'll change it.)
"Yes sensei. I see the target, and from my current position I should be able to capture it using a simple rope trap. Permission to act?" Nara Shikamaru was the third and final member of team seven.
"Go ahead Nara." As Shikamaru started to prepare the trap, Naruto grabbed the cat from behind. 'how troublesome' was the Nara's exact thoughts. Now he had to figure out a way to get Mr. Biffle-Kins from Naruto. Then he had an idea.
"GYAAAAAAAA!!" The blond was struggling to get out of the ropes, and away from the cat. He had a lot of scratches, and he was becoming very annoyed. Suddenly a very perturbed sakura jumped down from the tree she was lurking in.
"SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU BIG BASTARD!"
You, my reader, may be wondering how this all happened…and why Shikamaru is on team 7. Where is Sasuke?
-flashback-
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A/N: FINALY! Done with the intro!! YIPEE!! I'm sorry it's so short…I kinda got a bad case of Shikamaru's block….lol
COOKIE
Master:….oO that's it?
Cookie: is looking at the clouds yea…
Master: strangling cookie NEXT TIME THERE WILL BE MORE!
Cookie: is being strangled y-yes…ma..s..ter..
