Survivor: Season 4 - The Amazon Rainforest

Kingawingawa Likihikiha

Ash Misty

Brock Tracey

Jesse James

Nurse Joy Officer Jenny

Cassidy Butch

Professor Oak Jessibelle

Delia Ketchum Pikachu

Meowth A Can of Pepsi


Steven: Hello, I am the host of this season of Survivor: The Amazon Rainforest! We have eight guys (counting Pokémon), seven girls, and a can of Pepsi!! Who is the ultimate survivor? Will there chaos between the teams? Or will they all struggle to support the winner...?
*Tribal music plays. It scans overs a crocodile swimming in the Amazon River, then a spider the size of a small dog spinning its web in the canopy. It then shows everyone swimming to the coast of Brazil in the Atlantic Ocean on small rafts, being chased by sharks.
A dramatic-looking sign of "Kingawingawa" is shown. Ash's face is shown, along with his name. He is then shown falling asleep in the Amazon River and nearly being eaten by a crocodile. Brock is next, climbing a tree to gets some coconuts, but one falls on his head, making him fall 4 stories screaming all the way down. Jesse is shown running around the tent, screaming because a jaguar ate her lipstick, and it's now foaming at the mouth from side effects. Nurse Joy is shown treating a crocodile, but it bites her behind and she is running around screaming. Cassidy is in her bathing suit, jumping off a high cliff over a waterfall into an inlet to the Atlantic, hits the water, and is knocked out cold. Professor Oak is shown being bitten by a poisonous spider, then having the poison painfully extracted from him by Nurse Joy. Ms. Ketchum is shown cooking over a fire, and fire catches on her shorts, making her jump into the river to cool off the fire and having a pirana bite her, then being chased by a school of piranas, but gets out quickly only to come face-to-face with an anaconda. Meowth is shown next, climbing the same tree Brock was in and having a coconut fall on his head as well, falling down 4 stories on top of Professor Oak, knocking the professor out cold.
Another dramatic-looking sign is seen, bearing the name "Likihikiha." Misty is shown running from a thick bush of trees, then through the campsite as everyone else progesses with their business as if not noticing, being chased by a pack of hungry dog-like animals. Tracey is shown drawing a picture of a snake, it then slithering up his arm and around his neck, nearly choking him to death. James is shown staring at the Can of Pepsi, wanting to drink it compared to the filthy water, then a flock of flamingoes flying in, James running for cover as their droppings come down. Officer Jenny trying to arrest a crocodile. Butch standing on a log for a challenge, noticing it move, realizing its a crocodile, and it swims and fast as possible knocking him into the mosquito-infested water and being chased by an angry river dolphin. Jessibelle chasing James on an antelope, but James ducks under a low-hanging branch, clotheslining Jessibelle. Pikachu finding a single red apple on the ground, and the rest of the members of his team realize it's not a coconut or banana and jump him. A can of Pepsi rolling down a hill from his thirsty teammates wanting a modern drink, but they all trip over each other and roll down the hill in a large tangled ball of arms and legs, running over the can and denting it.*

Day 1, 7:30 AM Kingawingawa, Ocean
(The eight teammates are all in the water, pushing their raft)
Ash: I'm tired. How much farther until we get there?
Brock: 127 miles.
Ash: Oh.
(Ash's foot then hits something. He looks down into the water to see a tiger shark)
Ash: SHARK!!!
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
(Team Kingawingawa paddle to the coast in a matter of minutes)

Day 1, 7:30 AM Likihikiha, Ocean
(The eight teammates are in the water, pushing their raft)
Misty: I'm tired. How much farther until we get there?
Tracey: 127 miles.
Misty: Oh.
(Misty's foot hits something. She then looks down into the water to see a great white shark)
Misty: SHARK!!!
Misty, Tracey, James, Officer Jenny, Butch, Jessibelle, and Pikachu: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Can of Pepsi: ...
(Team Likihikiha paddle into the coast in a matter of minutes)

Day 1, 8:12 AM Kingawingawa, Shore
Ash (standing over his team who is breathing loudly from swimming so fast): Nice work, guys! Now, start unloading!
(Ash's team shoots him an angry look, then start to do as he says)
Ash: Brock, you can carry more than that! Jesse, hurry up! Mom, you're not unloading that right. Meowth, get to work.
Meowth: Oh yea? (Taken off-camera. A slashing sound is heard, then a cry of pain from Ash. Meowth is then being shown across the screen being chasen by Ash with a slash mark across his face and a stick in his hand)
Cassidy: Alright, it's all unloaded.
Jesse: Why don't 4 of us go into the jungle to gather food and 4 of us stay here to build the shelter?
Ash: No! I'm the leader of this team!
(Everybody mutters as they ignore Ash and do what Jesse says)
Ash: Are you listening to me?!
(Ash is left standing alone on shore)
Ash: Guys?

Day 1, 8:10 AM Likihikiha, Shore
Misty: Well, look on the bright side-
James: What bright side? Why did I even sign up for this? We're stranded in the Amazon for twenty days with hardly any supplies or food in the middle of typhoon season! Added to that, Jessibelle's on my team! (James points to Jessibelle, who has a pirana in her hand hanging by the tail, trying to bite her hand off)
Jessibelle: Well, ain't you just the most darling little thing?
(The pirana swings around and bites Jessibelle, making her drop the pirana into the water, holding her wrist and jumping around while "bleep" sounds are heard over most of her words)
James: ...
Misty: Well, at least our Pokémon are with us...hey...where's my Pokémon? (Misty looks around frantically)
Tracey: We weren't allowed to bring them unless they signed up to be a contestant.
Misty: I'm going to die at age 12.
Tracey: It's not that bad! We're out in the wild, and we should appreciate the beautiful aurora that surrounds us!
(Tracey sees a small branch on the ground. Immediately thinking its a snake, he lets out a high-pitched scream and hides behind the creates on the raft)
Tracey: There's a snake over there!!!
Misty: Uh...Tracey...that's a stick.
Tracey: Um...I knew that! (Comes out from behind the crates, a gigantic bug on his head)
Misty: Aaaaah! Tracey, look out!
Tracey: Huh? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! (Dunks head in the river, replacing the bug with a pirana. Tracey screamed again, and this time dunks his head in the ocean. His head comes up, a large shark clamped on to it)
Tracey (in a muffled voice): There! That's better.

Day 1, 10:27 Kingawingawa, Campsite
Jesse (now in her red bikini, finishing making the shelter with a hammer she made from sticks and a rock and nails she made from river rocks): Finally, it's done! (Wipes the sweat from her forehead)
Ash: (Looks around the shelter) Hmmm...quite inpressive, Jesse...but where's mine?
Jesse: It's for all of us the sleep in.
Ash: All of us?! What are you, mad? Tear it down! Rebuild it all!
Jesse: (Brings her hammer down on Ash's head)
(Camera skims Ash on the ground, knocked out cold)
Meowth: (Jumps up on Jesse's shoulder and whispers something in her ear)
Jesse: You're right Meowth, but that always happens around episode 3 or 4.
Meowth: Okay. But start planning!
Brock: What'd he say? Is this about the alliances?
Jesse: (Sweatdrops) Huh? Oh, n-no, of course not! Heh heh...whatever gave you that idea?
Brock: (Looks at her suspiciously)
Jesse: (Sweatdrops even more)
Brock: Okie-dokie! Just making sure! (Walks off to gather fruit)
Jesse: (Lets out her breath)

Day 1, 10:40 AM Team Likihikiha, Brock, Rainforest
(Camera scans Brock climbing a very tall coconut tree, a small holder made out of bamboo on his back)
Brock: Wow! I hit the jacktpot!
(Brock grabs a couple of coconuts with one hand, holding on with the other, and tosses them into his bamboo holder)
Brock: Hey! This is a big one!
(Brock reaches up to take the rather large coconut. It falls off before he could reach it and hits him on the head. Brock looses his grip and falls)
Brock: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
(A sound of a 14-year-old male's body slamming into the ground at high speeds from high up is heard)
Professor Oak (has a large bunch of bananas in his hand): Brock?
Brock: ....
Professor Oak: Brock? Are you OK? Where are you?
Brock: .......
Professor Oak (finds Brock): Uh-oh.
(Professor Oak takes the bamboo holder from Brock's back, puts the bananas in, then slings it on to his back. He grabs Brock's feet and starts to drag him back to the campsite)

Day 1, 10:21 AM Likihikiha, James and Butch, River Bank
Butch (Is holding a rope that is attached to bucket a small well of fresh clean water inserted by the bank): Here, James, hold this.
James: (Takes the rope) This thing is heavy. What are you doing?
Butch (Gets a coconut from a small coconut tree): Getting a coconut. We can make bowls from the shells.
James: (Is struggling to hold on to the rope) Hurry!
Butch: (Examines each coconut) They have to be exactly 10 centimeters in radius...
James: (Is starting to slide in the mud) Butch!
Butch: And since pi times radius squared equals circumference...
(James looses his footing and slips. He is still hanging on to the rope, but the bucket is too heavy and slides down to the bottom of the well, taking James with it)
James: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!
Butch: (Picks up a coconut) Perfect! OK, James, hold the coconut while I get the wa-...James?
(Pikachu, in the campsite, feels that there's something wrong)
Pikachu: Pi?
(Pikachu runs dramatically to where Butch and James are and starts explaining to Butch)
Pikachu: Pika pi pikachu, pika pi pika!
Butch: What's that you say, boy? Jimmy is stuck in the well again?
James: This is the first time I've been stuck in the well!
Butch (looks down well): James! Hold on to the bucket and I'll pull you out.
(James holds on to the bucket. Butch and Pikachu start to pull. However, the rope is extremely weak and snaps)
James: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!
(Pikachu jumps into the well and grabs James by the collar. Slowly but surely, he pulls James up)
Butch: Pikachu, you saved James!
James (animé eye swirls): ...
Butch: Great, now we'll have to get another rope. Thanks a lot, James!

Day 1, 10:43 AM Likihikiha, Campsite
Jessibelle: JAMES!!!
James (stumbles into the campsite): Egh...
Jessibelle: (Hugs James and covers him with kisses) Oh, Jamesie! I was so worried about you! Did you get that water properly?
James: ...
Pikachu: Pika pi pika!
Butch: Pikachu's the hero!
Tracey: What'd he do?
Butch: (Starts into the story)

Day 1, 10:44 AM Likihikiha, James, Campsite
James (sitting on a large log): I hate Pikachu. Even though he saved me. I was already embarrased enough, then HE had to come along and make me look even worse! Pikachu will be the second to go for me, Jessibelle first. What's...that...tickling me?
(James looks down to see that he's covered in fire ants. His eyes get big, then he starts running around, screaming and brushing off the ants)

Day 1, 11:00 AM, Challenge Area, Shore
(Both teams are on the shore, all in their bathing suits/swimming trunks. They are seperated into two groups, while having their legs tied together, being blindfolded, their hands chains behind their backs, and a toucan taped to each of their heads)
Steven: Alright, you guys, this is our first challenge! What you have to do is go down into the water and pick up your teams' staff with your teeth. You then have to run back here and lay it down in front of your totems. Don't get the toucan wet and you win!
(Both teams are lined up, ready to play)
Steven: Ready, set, go!
(Kingawingawa and Likihikiha run into the water. Ash slips and falls, forcing the entire team underwater. Likihikiha is in the lead. Can of Pepsi picks up the staff with its teeth...er...tab. The team turns around but trip over Can of Pepsi. Kingawingawa catches up and the two teams are neck and neck. Can of Pepsi charges at the finish lines and successfully puts the staff in place)
Steven: Likihikiha has won the Challenge!
(Everyone is untied, unchained, unblinded, and untaped. Likihikiha celebrates with a victory dance)
Brock: Ash, you idiot!
Jesse: Twerp!
Cassidy: Brat!
Meowth: Moron!
Nurse Joy: Now, now, let's not fight!
(Brock notices Nurse Joy in her bathing suit. Brock turns red)
Steven: Alright, tonight, Kingawingawa must come to the Tribal Council. Each person will vote one member off. Whoever has the most votes leaves.

Day 1, 12:12 PM Kingawingawa, Campsite, Jesse and Cassidy
Jesse: I hate you.
Cassidy: I hate you too.
Jesse: But we must stay together in our Alliance.
Cassidy: Right. Who else is in the alliance?
Jesse: Meowth and Brock.
Cassidy: Brock...? I don't think he'll vote against his friend's mom.
Jesse: He has to if he wants to survive.
Cassidy: Um-hum. So it's Ms. Ketchum to go?
Jesse: Yea.

Day 1, 12:38 PM Kingawingawa, Campsite
(Everyone is gathered around the fire, amusingly watching Ms. Ketchum trying to cook a meal with a pan made from cotton balls and toothpicks)
Ms. Ketchum: Dinner will be ready shortly!!
(Jesse winks at Brock. Brock gets the wrong idea and blushes at first until she points her spoon at Ms. Ketchum. Brock nods and winks at Meowth. Meowth is scared at first then realize what he's saying)
Ms. Ketchum: It's very hot today, but it's so beautiful!
Ash: Um...Mom?
Ms. Ketchum: What is it my sweet little puddin'-covered pecan pie?
Ash: ...your shorts are on fire.
Ms. Ketchum: (Looks down. Her eyes get wide and she screams. She throws the "frying pan" into the air, making Brock catch it. Ms. Ketchum jumps into the shallow part of the river) Aaaah...
(A pirana swims up and bites her butt)
Ms. Ketchum: (Eyes gets wide again) Aaaaaaaaahhhh!! (Ms. Ketchum pulls it off and sees a school of piranas swimming her way. She quickly gets out of the river, only to be met by an anaconda)
Ash: Never fear, Ash Ketchum is here! (Ash grabs the anaconda by its tail and flings it away in the river) Ha! That'll show it! (The anaconda makes itself in a boomerang shape and it hurled back at Ash, hitting him square between the eyes. Both the anaconda and Ash have been KO'ed)

Day 1, 8:00 PM, Kingawingawa, Tribal Council
Steven: Welcome to the first Tribal Council. Are you guys ready to vote?
(Everyone nods)
Steven: Alright. Ash, you're up first.
Ash: (Ash walks up to the podium, and writes down Professor Oak) You're nice Professor, and I was going to vote for Jesse, but the Professor is getting annoying. (Folds his vote and puts in the the basket)
Brock: (Writes down Ms. Ketchum) You're nice, Ms. Ketchum, and I wanted you to stay, but I'm in an alliance and the girls said if I go against voting for you they would literally stuff me into a small Mason jar. Sorry.
Jesse: (Writes Ms. Ketchum) You're leaving, miss, and after that stunt you pulled at lunch you ain't staying.
Nurse Joy: (Writes Ms. Ketchum) You shouldn't stay, dear, after almost getting hurt that bad. Safety first!
Cassidy: (Writes Ms. Ketchum) You're way too cheerful. Learn to be despressed at times.
Professor Oak: (Writes Ash) Sorry Ash, but to tell you the truth...I can't stand you.
Ms. Ketchum: (Writes Delia Ketchum) Look! I wrote my own name!
Meowth: (Writes Ms. Ketchum) Yea, yea...
Steven: Alright. I'll go tally the votes.
(Steven go up to the podium and brings them back down to where Kingawingawa is. He pulls out a vote)
Steven: Ms. Ketchum, Ash, Ms. Ketchum, Ms. Ketchum, Ms. Ketchum, DELIA Ketchum, Professor Oak, and Ms. Ketchum. Sorry, Delia...please bring me your torch.
Ms. Ketchum: (Gets up and hands Steven her torch. He exhausted it with a cup-like device)
Steven: The tribe has spoken.
Ms. Ketchum: I can't believe I won! Wait until everyone back at Pallet hears this! (Runs off)
Steven: ...Alright, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night, Kingawingawa!

Day 1, 10:43 PM Likihikiha, Tent
James: No, Jessibelle, you are no way, no how putting your sleeping bag beside mine!
Jessibelle: James, I am your fianceé after all!
James: Well THAT wasn't my idea. I'm never going to marry you anyway.
Jessibelle: Even if they tortured you?
James: Even if I'm tied up to a tree with snakes and bugs crawling all over me while they fling hot coals into my eyes.
Jessibelle: James, you need to learn how to argue properly.
James: Grr...(He grabs Officer Jenny's handcuffs from her bag and handcuffs Jessibelle outside the tent)
Jessibelle: James! James? Answer me!
James: (Has his head covered with a pillow, drowning out her voice)
Jessibelle: Wake up! There's a jaguar out here!
(Everyone is asleep)
(Screams are heard outside. Jessibelle is heard no more that night)

Day 2, 5:02 AM Likihikiha, Tent
Misty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone instantly awakens)
Officer Jenny (rubs her eyes): What is it?
James: (Sets up, his hair slightly messy) And why are you up so early?
Misty: It's Jessibelle!!
James: (Lays back down) What about her?
Misty: She's gone!
James: Good.
Misty: The jaguar ate her!
James: I hope it had a good meal.
Misty: (She grabs James by the front collar of his T-shirt, making him set up and look at her) DON'T YOU GET IT?!?! SHE'S DEAD!!!!
James: ...
Misty: She's gone forever!
James: And I care why?
(Everyone gets up, goes out of the tent, and stretches, only to be met by Jessibelle cooking)
Jessibelle: Good mornin', everyone! (Goes up to James and gives him a kiss, then smiles)
James: (James blinks, then runs off into the forest, screaming) It's the ghost of Jessibelle! She gave me the Kiss of Death! Ahhhhh!!!

Day 2, 6:00 AM Kingawingawa, Tent
(Everyone is asleep)

Day 2, 6:12 AM Likihikiha, Campsite
(Jessibelle is cooking a pirana in high grease for breakfast. Everyone sees the gallon of grease instantly and run over to the river. Hacking sounds are heard)
Jessibelle: Well, if you can't take this, you can take the next challenge!
Officer Jenny: What's the next challenge?
Jessibelle: It's like the challenge on the second one...the Wheel of Inedible, I recall...?
Butch: Oh, no...
Can of Pepsi: ...
Officer Jenny: I hate it when we have to eat stuff like this! It grosses me out too much!
James: I hope there will be chocolate...or donuts...or both...
Pikachu: Pika pi pika, pikachu!
James: What did he say?
Tracey: He said, "Quit it, you're making me hungry!"
James (whispers to Officer Jenny): How come he knows what every Pokémon is saying...?
Officer Jenny: (Shrugs)
Jessibelle: You mustn't eat junk food James, it's very high in fat and cholestrol.
James: But I'm in good health!
Jessibelle: Junk food is a big no-no.
James: I'm really starting to miss Jesse...
Misty, Tracey, Officer Jenny, and Butch: Ooooooooooo!!
James: (Sweatdrops)
Can of Pepsi: ...
Tracey: I am hungry.
Misty: You ate a full meal yesterday. You can't survive if you're always hungry.
Tracey & James: But I AM always hungry!!
Butch: Isn't that done yet, Jessibelle?
Jessibelle: Um-hum! ::Hands out stone plates with a piece of fish on each:: Enjoy!
(James takes a bite of fish. He chews in twice, and forces himself to swallow it. He then runs behind the tent)
Jessibelle: Oh, dear, maybe it's poisonous!
(James comes out, wiping his mouth)
Misty: Are you OK?
James: Yea...(lowers his voice to a mumble) ...dispite the fact I forced myself to throw up...
(Everyone else is seen discarding their food in the fire)

Day 2, 8:00 AM Kingawingawa, Tent
(Everyone is still asleep. Suddenly, a gunshot sound is heard. Everyone bolts awake)
Steven: Rise and shine, everyone! It's time for today's Challenge!
(Everyone moans)

Day 2, 9:31 AM Challenge Area, Shore
(Both teams are once again split in their two huddles. Steven is seen with a table in front of him covered with a animal-skin tarp)
Steven: Welcome, Kingawinga and Likihikiha!
Both Teams: (Random mumbling is heard)
Steven: Today's challenge is...(Takes off the tarp) ...the Wheel of Inedibles! Each person has to spin the wheel. Whatever it lands on, you must eat that item and swallow all of it. If you are too squirmish to eat it, a point is taken away. First person is Ash!
Ash: (Spins wheel)
Steven: A moth larvae.
Ash: (Stares at it, then slowly picks it up and swallows it, then goes into an upchuck)
Misty: (Spins wheel, lands on jaguar gallbladder, but she covers her mouth and runs away from the wheel, throwing up)
Brock: (Spins wheel and gets a small wine glass of antelope urine. Drinks it, then goes to barf)
Tracey: (Gets a bowl of live maggots. Thinking they are candies, he eats them all without thinking about it twice, but later pukes)
Jesse: (Gets a Amazon worm, and swallows it, regurgitating it shortly after)
James: (Gets a really, really, really long slug. Refuses to eat it)
Nurse Joy: (Gets a very, very, very large spider. Cries while eating it and hacks it up after her turn)
Officer Jenny: (Gets fresh-cut crocodile tongue. She saw it move and refused to eat it, though she did blow chunks after)
Cassidy: (Gets a bag of dirt. Eats it with ease, but only soon to discover that it had large worms crawling through it and loses her lunch)
Butch: (Gets human flesh. Spews before he has a chance to refuse)
Professor Oak: (Gets a mushroom. Everyone groans in envy, but it was poisonous. Chokes it up)
Jessibelle: (Gets a very large grub. Cries and doesn't eat it, but very properly coughs up her breakfast)
Pikachu: (Gets a piece of Ash's hair. Upward-spews its lunch, knowing Ash did not bathe in three weeks)
Meowth: (Gets a piece of wild pony crap. His stomach forces it back up)
Steven: I never knew there was so many ways to say "throw up." Anyway, here is the last competitor, Can of Pepsi.
Can of Pepsi: (Gets a gourmet meal of chicken, steak, shrimp, fries, soda, and chocolate. Everyone's mouths drop open).
James: The can gets the only good thing in there?!
Steven: Ironic, isn't it?
(Everyone turns back to the can. All of its food is gone. Everyone is stupidfied that a can of diet soda ate it all)
Steven: One last thing...all of you must eat a bite of this dead tapeworm's head covered in maggots dipped in crocodile crap and jaguar urine while I tally the scores.
(Everyone stares at it and looks to Steven)
Steven: EAT IT!!!
(Everyone sickeningly takes a bite. Steven stands up to announce the winner)
Steven: And Kingawingawa has won! (Steven passes out large buckets to everyone, allowing them to finish throwing up as he explains the rest) Likihikiha will go into Tribal Council tonight! Good luck, everyone!

Day 2, 12:31 PM Likihikiha, Campsite
(Everyone is spread out on the ground, moaning in disgust and pain, except Jessibelle)
Jessibelle: Lunch is ready!
(Everyone's stomach rumble, and they run for the forest. They soon come back, and return to their positions)

Day 2, 12:41 PM Likihikiha, Campsite, Misty
Misty (leaning herself against a tree and holding her stomach): I want Jessibelle to go...she made all of us throw up sixteen times in ten minutes with her lunch. (Stomach grumbles) Ohhhhh...doesn't she get that we're si-
(Misty ducks her head behind the tree, and sound of throwing up it heard. She returns to look back at the camera and wipes her mouth with the back of her hand)
Misty: She's just got to go!

Day 2, 4:21 PM Likihikiha, Campsite
(Everyone has recovered from the tapeworm incident. Jessibelle is currently in the rainforest. Everyone else but James is around the campfire. James comes up from another trail of the rainforest and goes up to the campfire)
James: Ahem...
(Everyone looks up at him)
James: (Gets on his knees, his hands together as if praying, and starts to sob) PLEASE!! I beg you! Vote Jessibelle off! I can't stand another minute of this!!
Misty: We were all going to vote Jessibelle off anyway.
James: (Cries tears of joy) Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
(Jessibelle's voice and the sound of hooves are heard. Everyone looks up to where the sound is coming from. Jessibelle riding an antelope comes out of the forest, the antelope at high speeds)
Jessibelle: James!! Come back!
James: Aaaaaaaahhhh!!! (Runs into the rainforest)
Jessibelle: (Chases after him on the antelope) Come back, James!

Day 2, 4:23 PM Likihikiha, Rainforest
James: Aaaaaaaaaah!! Leave me alone!
Jessibelle: You can't run forever, James!
(James ducks below a low branch and continues to run)
Jessibelle: Come back!
(Jessibelle's neck suddenly hits the low branch. She is thrown from the wild antelope to the ground. James breathes a sigh of relief and returns back to camp)

Day 2, 8:01 PM Likihikiha, Tribal Council
Steven: You guys are late.
Officer Jenny: By one minute.
Steven: Anyhoo...prepare to vote for the one you want off the most! Misty, you're first.
(Misty goes up to podium and writes down Jessibelle)
Misty: I've had enough of you. Plain and simple.
Tracey: (Writes Jessibelle) I can't stand your cooking.
James: (Writes Jessibelle, as long as a little message) I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!
Officer Jenny: (Writes Jessibelle) Your accent is growing highly on my nerves.
Butch: (Writes Jessibelle) Strange and quick to act.
Pikachu: (Draws a little picture of Jessibelle since he can't write) Pika pi, pikachu, pika pika pikachu pika pi pika, pikachu pika chu pika pi pikachu!
Can of Pepsi: (Writes Jessibelle somehow) ...
Steven: I'll tally the votes. (Goes and gets the basket) Alright...Jessibelle...Jessibelle...Jessibelle...Jessibelle...Jessibelle...a nice little picture of Jessibelle, and...
(Steven squinks to read the message)
Steven: Yes, my vote is Jessibelle. But I have one thing to say. I hate you! You're strange and annoying and your IQ must be equal to a bologna sandwich. Wait, you know what? I take that back, I don't want to insult the sandwich. Leave me alone, for once! I don't like you, and you're not supposed to like me. Quit chasing me, leave me alone, shut up, quit acting like an idiot, and get a life!! (Steven turns to back) Don't you even notice that you're acting like this? Chasing people all over the place, yelling at them to be proper in whatever they do! I suggest you leave my friends Jesse and Meowth out of this as well. They've never done anything to you! And about today, you really set my temper! I have been drained of everything I've eaten in the past week along with stomach fluids. I HATE YOU!
(Everyone looks at James, who smiles)
Steven: Well, Jessibelle, looks like it's time for you to go! Get your staff.
(Jessibelle cries as she brings her staff over and Steven extinguishes it)
Steven: The tribe has spoken. No one ever liked you anyway.
(Jessibelle runs off and cries into the night)
Steven: Well, Likihikiha, time for a little shut-eye. Goodnight!

Day 2, 8:51 PM Likihikiha, Tent
James: YES! I'm free! Bwahahahaha!! I've never felt this wonderful feeling of freedom as strongly before! And you know what?! I love it!!! I LOVE THE WORLD!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Misty: James, SHUT UP!!