Hello!
My name is Arthur Kirkland.
Also known as England or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK).
I had just come from partaking upon the much loved part of my day-tea time if you were wondering-when I came across this...this horrible discovery! That bloody git Alfred has managed to start a trend of some sort! It is hard to believe that even an American idiot like him can manage to create anything. Especially a bloody trend! Why would any being in their right mind want to imitate anything that American manages to start? I cannot believe that certain people actually strike a fancy in this ridiculous idea!
But, putting those thoughts aside, I have not come to you to whine in an ungentlemanly like fashion about my completely true and liable complaints, but rather, about an idea that has somehow found its way inside the heads of certain people. What if I were to...request letters from other counties and people as well...o-or something like that...but before you say anything against me, just know that this is COMPLETELY involuntary. Certain bosses from certain places could want their beautiful countries to…expand their horizons and get to know the human species better...No! This is not because I am lonely or friendless or anything of the sort, because I have many friends obviously, but because of those who shall not be named...for personal reasons...
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At any rate, since I seem to be drifting off on completely necessary tangents, I believe I should be getting down to the end.
In the most simplistic terms, our job here is this. You send me a letter. I read the letter. I respond to that letter. You read that letter.
That is not too hard, correct? However, if you are an idiotic, brainless, ninny like (America, France, Siblings) then this may be too great a task for you to partake in.
Although, if you are a dignified and kind person, I am looking forward to your-wait, nevermind...
What is wrong with me today?...I am saying all of these things that make no sense whatsoever...I think I'll go and have some more tea...and maybe some more of my delicious and well made scones. Take that Alfred and you damn Frog...These scones are only for me!
~Arthur Kirkland.
Also known as England or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Good day.
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OK people. I've never really wrote a thing about England but still, I hope I managed to get his amazing personality just right.
Inspiration derived from ciddlesandbits and his/her story, "Alfred's Letter's to the World", StaraLaura and her(?) story "Letters of L'amour," and all of the other totally amazing Letter's to the World Fics.
Oh and...if anyone has already done an England's Letter's to the World story, PLEASE TELL ME RIGHT AWAY!
Both England and I want to hear from you!
