Hi this is my insanity, ie

Hi this is my insanity, ie. Sarryn, who is helping Deus with his issues Escaflowne style.

ComplEtelY RanDoM stoRy.  PleAse eXcuSe randOm capiTol letteRs.

And don't forget to excuse the anonymous penguins that appear throughout this.

Consider this sort of a... random continuation from my other story. Not mine of course, plenty of insanity already there.

            Suddenly, when the room got very quiet after Dilandau was slapped, an army of toothpick wielding Walla Walla sweet onions converged on Dilandau! Watching this was one of many anonymous penguins that seem to haunt Sarryn, who is NOT in this story.   Or at least she THINKS she isn't.  Kaeshya watched in amusement as Dilandau swatted madly at the onions whizzing around his head. And by whizzing we don't mean urination folks!  Please excuse Sarryn's ahhhh...there is no adequate word.  Anyhow, all of a sudden, a flame-thrower wielding Pikachu appeared to save the day!  Somehow, Pikachu had learned English, and loudly proclaimed "Fried onions for all!" before torching as many as possible.  Dilandau was, of course, delighted. From the sidelines Sarryn, who is NOT in the story, cheered happily at the sight of the squishy Rambo style Pikachu.  *The authors have unanimously decided that a new paragraph is in order.

           
            Kaeshya had realized Dilandau's vulnerability, and delivered a hail of vicious bitch-slaps, then ran off to find Folken. Eryn suddenly appeared from another story and decided to continue slapping random things for the sheer hell of it. Unfortunately she hit a wall while mistaking it for a herd of rampaging ferrets who were holding potted plants hostage.  Kaeshya, dragging Folken behind her, demands a chibi-collar from Sarryn immediately. If you haven't noticed, Sarryn is NOT in this, but she still gave Kaeshya a collar, no cholera, because she could. Don't ask, because I won't say why, because I'm not in this!  Yeah.  Anyhow, Kaeshya chibifies Folken and runs off, absolutely ecstatic over her booty.  The slayers sit confusedly enjoying the show, but are suddenly buried under a rain of dancing spam (the spam was doing the cha-cha, in case you were interested).

I have decided to insert a paragraph because my eyes are starting to hurt. Anyway, an amphoteric antelope suddenly appeared, grabbed Dallet and skipped out of the room. An anonymous penguin watched this blankly before going away.  Pikachu has, by this time, fried all the onions, and is now eating them, resulting in a VERY round Pikachu.  An Eskimo appears, for some reason equipped with a mini-gun, and begins to plaster the walls with penguin bits. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Sarryn, who is NOT in this if you haven't gotten the idea, screamed and promptly beat the Eskimo with a dead halibut. The halibut protested loudly, but was soon beyond being able to think, as it suffered repeated high-speed impact.  Suddenly there is a loud noise of slicing cheese, and Dornkirk appears in the middle of the fray.  All activity pauses, and everyone stares at his grotesquely hairy form.

Adding another paragraph for the hell of it, Sarryn would like to note the changes in verb tenses and acknowledge that she is NOT there.   In a moment of perfect understanding, everyone decides that Dornkirk is far to disgusting to look at, and he is assaulted by the slayers, dancing spam, Dilandau, Rambo-Pikachu, army Eskimo, Eryn, Kaeshya (who still has possession of Chibi-Folken, and isn't about to give him up), the few remaining penguins and the halibut also join in.