Hi this is my insanity, ie. Sarryn, who is helping Deus with
his issues Escaflowne style.
ComplEtelY RanDoM stoRy.
PleAse eXcuSe randOm capiTol letteRs.
And don't forget to excuse the anonymous penguins that
appear throughout this.
Consider this sort of a... random continuation from my other
story. Not mine of course, plenty of insanity already there.
Suddenly,
when the room got very quiet after Dilandau was slapped, an army of toothpick
wielding Walla Walla sweet onions converged on Dilandau! Watching this was one
of many anonymous penguins that seem to haunt Sarryn, who is NOT in this
story. Or at least she THINKS she
isn't. Kaeshya watched in amusement as
Dilandau swatted madly at the onions whizzing around his head. And by whizzing
we don't mean urination folks! Please
excuse Sarryn's ahhhh...there is no adequate word. Anyhow, all of a sudden, a flame-thrower wielding Pikachu
appeared to save the day! Somehow,
Pikachu had learned English, and loudly proclaimed "Fried onions for all!"
before torching as many as possible.
Dilandau was, of course, delighted. From the sidelines Sarryn, who is
NOT in the story, cheered happily at the sight of the squishy Rambo style
Pikachu. *The authors have unanimously
decided that a new paragraph is in order.
Kaeshya had realized
Dilandau's vulnerability, and delivered a hail of vicious bitch-slaps, then ran
off to find Folken. Eryn suddenly appeared from another story and decided to
continue slapping random things for the sheer hell of it. Unfortunately she hit
a wall while mistaking it for a herd of rampaging ferrets who were holding
potted plants hostage. Kaeshya,
dragging Folken behind her, demands a chibi-collar from Sarryn immediately. If
you haven't noticed, Sarryn is NOT in this, but she still gave Kaeshya a
collar, no cholera, because she could. Don't ask, because I won't say why, because
I'm not in this! Yeah. Anyhow, Kaeshya chibifies Folken and runs
off, absolutely ecstatic over her booty.
The slayers sit confusedly enjoying the show, but are suddenly buried
under a rain of dancing spam (the spam was doing the cha-cha, in case you were
interested).
I have decided to insert a paragraph because my eyes are
starting to hurt. Anyway, an amphoteric antelope suddenly appeared, grabbed
Dallet and skipped out of the room. An anonymous penguin watched this blankly
before going away. Pikachu has, by this
time, fried all the onions, and is now eating them, resulting in a VERY round Pikachu. An Eskimo appears, for some reason equipped
with a mini-gun, and begins to plaster the walls with penguin bits.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Sarryn, who is NOT in this if you haven't
gotten the idea, screamed and promptly beat the Eskimo with a dead halibut. The
halibut protested loudly, but was soon beyond being able to think, as it
suffered repeated high-speed impact.
Suddenly there is a loud noise of slicing cheese, and Dornkirk appears
in the middle of the fray. All activity
pauses, and everyone stares at his grotesquely hairy form.
Adding another paragraph for the hell of it, Sarryn would
like to note the changes in verb tenses and acknowledge that she is NOT
there. In a moment of perfect
understanding, everyone decides that Dornkirk is far to disgusting to look at,
and he is assaulted by the slayers, dancing spam, Dilandau, Rambo-Pikachu, army
Eskimo, Eryn, Kaeshya (who still has possession of Chibi-Folken, and isn't
about to give him up), the few remaining penguins and the halibut also join in.