Mr. Doggias Finds Love
There she was, in all her blazing glory. It was about dawn when she caught my eye… I'd seen her before… but not in person… She was beautiful… Golden hair, in a pompadour, breast proudly out. Jesus, she made my heart race… I prayed for her to be mine… And she listened… Such a Lady… Answered the call of my Bell… I would do anything for her to be my Lady. And she was… now, at least… I know she loves me… She nearly fainted when I caught her… I promised her my love, forever… And now she can feel me… It's a nice feeling, when you release your load, for the one you love… And then I remembered what was happening.
I was in bed. It was night. My dick was in one hand, my 3DS in the other. I looked into it. The Message was displayed prominently. "Lady Ho-Oh was transferred to Box 3!" "What the fuck kinda fetish problem do you have, m80?!" I shouted to my other, imaginary personality. In my mind, of course, or my parents would've caught me. (That is not a good sight, mind you. Covered in jizz, with your 3ds on, in the middle of the night.) "... Meh, I was bored." it probably responded… I was, like, super stoned at the time, by the way. And then I proceeded to play Pokemon some more, before I fell asleep. Then that happened. That, being the next day, because it was completely normal. The End.
