"Draco, why do you look so good?" An almost inaudible grunt came from the corner of the cold room, where too boys sat emersed in their own worlds. One was reading Wizard Porn, the other happily consuming food, openly staring at the lounging blonde with admiration.

"Quite simply Goyle, I am the Supreme Overlord of this Universe" drawled a blonde-haired boy as he lounged casually in the Slytherin common-room not bothering to look up from the romping couple pictured in the first article 'Pose Artistically in Sex!'.

"Really?" grunted Goyle, a rather thick boy with few brains and the body of an under-sized troll before stuffing another Pumpkin Pasty between his sugar-coated lips.

"Of course I am you stupid Ogre!" Draco raised his voice with outrage, looking up from the pictures and glaring with all his might at the lump of flesh sitting before him tastelessly adorned in Slytherin Robes.

"Prove it" another grumble emerged, much like the small Earthquakes preceeding an erupting Volcano.

"How do you think I got this damned handsome?" smirked Draco as he turned to the next page and watched the naked images with mild interest, "Only the Supreme Overlord of the Universe could look as good as me."

Hey, just thought I'd start writing little things since my attention span has lessened a little :D Anyways, Review and let me know what you think...!

Mwah

Queen of the Scoubies