A match made in hell

It was another normal day in happy tree town, the birds were chirping, the sun was shining, Lumpy the moose was running over pedestrians in his car while trying to find his cell phone while spilling coffee all over himself. Flaky the timid red porcupine sighed and wished she could live somewhere less dangerous. Sure living in the town gave her and all other denizens immortality, but at the cost of dying horrifically nearly every day.

"Hey Flaky!" she heard and saw a yellow rabbit with pink bunny slippers running toward her, It was her friend Cuddles.

"Hey Flaky! Me an' the guys are playing football and we need an extra player you in?" he asked cheerfully.

"Um, I don't know. Football is kinda dangerous, especially with my quills and all..." she said scratching her dandrift filled quills which gave her her name.

"Oh come on! Even if we do get hurt, or even killed we'll just come back tomorrow good as new!" He was right, whenever they died they would be back good as new in the hospital the next day. Nobody could understand it, not even Sniffles the brainiac anteater, as long as they didn't leave the forest. Although sometimes they did leave but were always near a mysterious golden idol, but they just took it for granted and went on with their very short lives.

"Well, if guess if you say it will be alright..." she started, Cuddles always talked her into things she really didn't want to do.

"Okay! Follow me!" and he started running toward the park. Flaky sighed once again, and walked after him.