"Here we are at Seaworld, Retro-kun," he said so thoughtfully, so empathetically. Retro was mad.

His breasts were sore because he was ragging it hardcore. Asrio was very excited to be at Seaworld. He jumped up and down and clapped at every fish tank and screamed and laughed on every ride.

"Boy, does Asrio-chan love the Disneyworld of fish." Retro was DISGUSTED. He hates fish.

Asrio turned to him, making little gill movements with his hands on his jaw and said, "What's wrong, Retro-kun?" And Retro said

"You inconsiderate, microwaved piece of soap. You know I hate fish more than I hate myself, even. Please, let's go."

Asrio got sad. He said, "But Retro-kun, I won free tickets to Seaworld and knew I should take you! It was just bound for us. It was a couple's ticket, anyway. We're on a date, Retro-kun! Besides, look! The fish love you."

Retro-kun turned to see all the fish in the tanks gathered, looking at him. He felt his fins twitch. "No, no… This… This is impossible… this can't be… this… IS THE WRONG ANIME 何これ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING どうして I'M NOT A FUCKING FISH, DON'T TOUCH ME!"

He pulled his pants up and ran screaming, using his fins as air paddles to propel himself forward. Asrio laughed and chased after him with arms wide open. It was a peaceful day.