"Drinking too too much Yakult, keeps you from growing taller than 170cm"

"Isaburo, I want donuts." Nobume declared.

She stared at her boss at his desk, He didn't look up.

"Isaburo, I want donuts." She repeated.

The Chief ignored her.

"Isaburo, I want donuts." She said again, now at his side, her sword out.

Isaburo sighed and finally looked up from his paper work.

"If you cannot see, I am busy right now." He told her, completely calm, even with a blade pointed at him.

Nobume stared at him for a second, before speaking again.

"Then, I can go by myself. Give me one thousand yen for a ten pack." She said, holding out her hand for the money.

They had a stare down for a bit, Nobume's red irises bored into Isaburo's dead-fish eyes.

The Chief sighed again before taking out his wallet.

He handed her the one thousand yen note.

"Just remember, the last time you went to buy donuts by yourself, you ended up getting banned from the store and causing the Mimawarigumi to pay for property damage." He said, "Please don't let that happen again, You know how in-elite it is to file a report about a donuts?"

Nobume didn't answer, instead, she quietly made her way out of his office.

Isaburo sighed a third time.

"That girl can't hear anything, once donuts are on her mind."

He returned to his paperwork, secretly hoping that he wouldn't get a phone call anytime soon, about a gone-wild Vice-Chief.


Said Vice-chief found herself at the terminal.

The place had a small shopping mall near the arrivals area as well as a food court.

A Ms Donuts shop had been opened there recently.

This shop was one of the few that she had never been to yet, meaning they'd allow her inside.


Nobume quickened her pace, The smell of donuts had reached her nose.

It was still early morning and the donuts were just newly fried and set out.

She grabbed a tray and began to browse.

As she picked her favorites, a commotion began at the register.

"What's going on?" She asked the customer ahead of her in the line.

Whoever was causing trouble, was getting in the way between her and her donuts.

The business man in front of her jumped when she had spoken to him.

"U-uh one of the customers started arguing with the cashier. They're having trouble with his order." He told Nobume, after straightening himself.

Without another word, Nobume walked passed the businessman.

"Hey, don't cut in line!" The poor man protested.

Nobume took out her sword.

"Gyah! Better yet, don't cut anyone!" The man added.


"Is there a problem here?" She asked as she arrived at the cashier.

"What do you mean you don't serve any!?" The difficult customer growled.

"I-I'm sorry, sir! P-please calm down!" The cashier squeaked, looking scared .

Nobume blinked a few times.

She knew this customer.

In fact, she just saw him yesterday, during his meeting with Isaburo.

"Takasugi." She greeted the man.

The Kiheitai Leader turned to her.

His anger dissipated, a bit, when he saw who she was.

Instead, a suspicious glint appeared in his eyes.

"Hmm, well if it isn't the Mimawarigumi Vice-Chief. Did Isaburo send you to spy on me?" Takasugi asked.

"No, I'm just here to buy donuts." Nobume stated, her face blank, "Something you're currently preventing." She added, her eyes flashing.

"Huh, I wouldn't be having trouble if this shop wasn't terrible." He scoffed, "This is why I want to destroy the world." He added in a creepy whisper.

"We're sorry sir! It's just-" The cashier tried to say, but Takasugi didn't let her finish.

"You're one of the reasons why this world is going to the dogs!" He hissed at the terrified girl.

Nobume shifted the aim of her sword to the cashier.

"What exactly is the problem here, answer and I'll cut you after, Don't answer, and I'll cut you now." She warned.

"In the end, I'll still be stabbed, though!" The cashier cried.

The poor girl began to hyperventilate, but Nobume and Takasugi continued to glare at her, mercilessly.

"U-um, Can I step in for a bit?" a man asked, coming out from the back of the shop.

The manager had come out to help.

"Answer." Nobume repeated, her sword glinting dangerously.

The manager gulped.

"Well, you see, this young man was asking for something we don't serve." He told the Vice-Chief, "We want to do our best for our customers, but his request is simply impossible."

"What did he order?" Nobume asked.

The manager sighed.

"Yakult."


Nobume and Takasugi, I think, are a pretty dangerous pair. One spouts about destroying stuff all the time, while the other's first instinct is to cut stuff. I love how they are relatively serious characters, but still have weird food/drink obsessions like a lot of the other Gintama characters. Plus, they are, in their own way, very loyal to their masters/boss.


What do you guys think?

I have a few more 'Unship' ships but let me know if you guys think of any and maybe I can come up with something for them.

Stay tuned, a preview for the next few stories: Gin x Kyubei, Ketsuno Ana x Yamazaki, Matako X Shinpachi and more! (not in this articular order)