Title PlayWizard Nightmare/ / / Rating M

Summary James Sirius Potter is annoyed with his parents. looking through the latest edition of PlayWizard, a magazine that seemed to be doing the rounds of the dormitories in Gryffindor House, one which the older boys enjoyed reading behind their girlfriend's backs, he sees a photograph of his mother...naked!

Pairings Harry/Pansy, James Sirius/Rose

Warnings Contains mentions of nudity and swearing

A/N This is a little thing cooked up that was inspired by the Scarlett Byrne Playboy photos. PlayWizard is a Wizarding world take on Playboy…

-PlayWizard Nightmare-

Sixth Years Boys Dorms, Gryffindor Tower, Seventh Floor, East Wing, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Scotland

12th September 2019

'Why the hell did mom do that?' James Sirius Potter, the son of Harry and Pansy (nee Parkinson) Potter thought as he was looking through the latest edition of PlayWizard, a magazine that seemed to be doing the rounds of the dormitories in Gryffindor House, one which the older boys enjoyed reading behind their girlfriend's backs.

James had opened the magazine to the centrefold as he knew that most of the better looking women would be in there, albeit with no clothes on. It was to his surprise that the centrefold image for this month edition of PlayWizard was his mother.

'What the fuck? Mother is showing all and sundry her body. Because of her I am going to end up being teased by my dormmates, whilst they start wanking over her tits.' James thought as he went to head out of the dorm, intent on going to the Owlery to send a Howler to his father.

Suddenly his dormmates came bursting into the room, one of them rushing to his bed to see the latest copy of the magazine laying there. They turned it over to see Pansy on the middle of the magazine.

Bringing it over to his friends, the Sixth Year started showing it to the other males that were in the room, the quintet that were there leering over the F cup breasts and clean shaven pussy of James's mother, significant amounts of drool leaving the mouth of Anthony Finnegan, James's third cousin on both his parents sides, his mother Lavender, Pansy and Harry all being second cousins.

"Fucking hell Potter, your mother is so fuckable. How I would love to get my cock between her tits and fuck them so much that she will-"

James hit the arrogant Gryffindor, causing the offspring of Seamus and Lavender Finnegan to start bleeding from where he had hit him in the nose. Leaving the dorms, he headed to the common room where he saw his girlfriend, Rose Weasley, and his stress levels started to cool down slightly.

He just hoped that he could get rid of this PlayWizard Nightmare!

-PlayWizard Nightmare-

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Type One-Shot / / / Status Complete / / / Distribution FFN, AO3 / / / Story ID 239