Disclaimer: I own nothing. I donÕt own the characters, I donÕt own ElvisÕs surfboard, and I donÕt own Burger King. I especially donÕt own the section of OotP that I put in here. Note to government officials who are reading this: Please donÕt arrest me! I needed that part to create the setting!
Alternate Ending
...Only one couple were still battling, apparently unaware of the new arrival. Harry saw Sirius duck BellatrixÕs jet of red light: He was laughing at her. ÒCome on, you can do better than that!Ó he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room.
The second jet of light hit him squarely on the chest.
The laughter had not quite died from his face, but his eyes widened in shock.
(blah blah blah, paragraph about Harry releasing Neville...)
It seemed to take Sirius an age to fall. His body curved in a graceful arc as he sank backward through the ragged veil hanging from the arch....
Harry heard Bellatrix LestrangeÕs triumphant scream, but knew it meant nothing --- Sirius had only just fallen through the archway, he would reappear any second....
And this time, he did.
Sirius climbed back out from behind the veil and said, ÒWhat? WhyÕs everybody staring at me like I just came back from the dead?Ó
ÒUb --- datÕs because you kida did,Ó said Neville.
ÒI see...Ó said Sirius, raising his eyebrows. Behind him, Dumbledore was binding Bellatrix, who he had just Stunned. ÒSo....whoÕs up for Burger King?Ó
Everyone in the room raised their hand, even the ones who were unconcious, because the concious ones went around and used Ennervate on them.
To make a long story short, they went to Burger King -- after picking up (and reviving) the other Hogwarts students, of course. While there, they decided to overthrow the Ministry. So they enlisted the help of Dobby, and led an uprising.
Once Professor Flitwick was the new Minister of Magic (because Dumbledore STILL wouldnÕt leave Hogwarts), Dobby went back to his job.
The Malfoys all caught tuberculosis, except their chinchilla, whom Ginny adopted.
Two years later, Harry defeated Voldemort, as we all knew was inevitable. *Voldemort was hit in the head by ElvisÕs surfboard and Simon wheezed, ÒAND WATERMELON!Ó*
Everyone lived happily ever after, except the Malfoys (because of their tuberculosis) and the other Death Eaters (because they were in Azkaban). Oh yes, the people who were already dead werenÕt necessarily happy either. They had to stay in the Mirror of Erised yelling, ÒSTUPID KETCHUP!Ó
A/N: Well, if you didnÕt like it, too bad. I know it was kind of happy-go-lucky, but at the same time, I thought it was a bit funny. Besides, I just got done reading (for the fourth time) the part of OotP where Sirius dies (WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!) and needed something to lift my spirits. P. S. The sentence in astrics (near the end) is from my story ÒAn Amusing Commentary of the Goings-On in My BasementÓ. ItÕs not online, and probably never will be, but if it confused you, I donÕt blame you at all.
Alternate Ending
...Only one couple were still battling, apparently unaware of the new arrival. Harry saw Sirius duck BellatrixÕs jet of red light: He was laughing at her. ÒCome on, you can do better than that!Ó he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room.
The second jet of light hit him squarely on the chest.
The laughter had not quite died from his face, but his eyes widened in shock.
(blah blah blah, paragraph about Harry releasing Neville...)
It seemed to take Sirius an age to fall. His body curved in a graceful arc as he sank backward through the ragged veil hanging from the arch....
Harry heard Bellatrix LestrangeÕs triumphant scream, but knew it meant nothing --- Sirius had only just fallen through the archway, he would reappear any second....
And this time, he did.
Sirius climbed back out from behind the veil and said, ÒWhat? WhyÕs everybody staring at me like I just came back from the dead?Ó
ÒUb --- datÕs because you kida did,Ó said Neville.
ÒI see...Ó said Sirius, raising his eyebrows. Behind him, Dumbledore was binding Bellatrix, who he had just Stunned. ÒSo....whoÕs up for Burger King?Ó
Everyone in the room raised their hand, even the ones who were unconcious, because the concious ones went around and used Ennervate on them.
To make a long story short, they went to Burger King -- after picking up (and reviving) the other Hogwarts students, of course. While there, they decided to overthrow the Ministry. So they enlisted the help of Dobby, and led an uprising.
Once Professor Flitwick was the new Minister of Magic (because Dumbledore STILL wouldnÕt leave Hogwarts), Dobby went back to his job.
The Malfoys all caught tuberculosis, except their chinchilla, whom Ginny adopted.
Two years later, Harry defeated Voldemort, as we all knew was inevitable. *Voldemort was hit in the head by ElvisÕs surfboard and Simon wheezed, ÒAND WATERMELON!Ó*
Everyone lived happily ever after, except the Malfoys (because of their tuberculosis) and the other Death Eaters (because they were in Azkaban). Oh yes, the people who were already dead werenÕt necessarily happy either. They had to stay in the Mirror of Erised yelling, ÒSTUPID KETCHUP!Ó
A/N: Well, if you didnÕt like it, too bad. I know it was kind of happy-go-lucky, but at the same time, I thought it was a bit funny. Besides, I just got done reading (for the fourth time) the part of OotP where Sirius dies (WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!) and needed something to lift my spirits. P. S. The sentence in astrics (near the end) is from my story ÒAn Amusing Commentary of the Goings-On in My BasementÓ. ItÕs not online, and probably never will be, but if it confused you, I donÕt blame you at all.
