A/N: Don't really know what made me write this, but I did. xD Not my best script either. Even ask my friend Sarah (WhatWouldTheoDo on twitter) :P Anyways, enjoy! Reviews?

Disclaimer: I don't own anything… besides Fluffy.

Johnny: Jimmy, can we get a cat?

Jimmy: No.

Johnny: Please?

Jimmy: No.

Johnny: PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASE? *pouts*

Jimmy: I said no, Jesus.

Johnny: No fair!

Jimmy: *rolls eyes* I have to go. Be back later.

*Three hours later*

Jimmy: I'm ho—What the fuck?

Johnny: *playing with a kitten* Jimmy look what I got! Isn't he cute?

Jimmy: I SAID WE WEREN'T GETTING A CAT, JOHNNY.

Johnny: But this is a kitten, not a cat.

Jimmy: It's the same thing! Now get that thing out of here!

Johnny: No! Fluffy is staying here with us!

Jimmy: You named it Fluffy?

Johnny: Obviously. Look at it! IT'S JUST SO FLUFFY AND CUTE!

Jimmy: Oh my god.

Johnny: What?

Jimmy: Get. It. Out. Of. Here. Johnny.

Johnny: *puts the ball of yarn down* No! I'm not getting rid of Fluffy! I love him!

Jimmy: It's a HIM and you named it FLUFFY?

Fluffy: *playing with the ball of yarn*

Johnny: I think it's a him… But… Just look at him, Jimmy! How can you say no to that?

Jimmy: *looks at Fluffy who's still playing with the yarn* Fine. Fluffy can stay.

Johnny: YAY! *hugs Jimmy and goes back to playing with Fluffy*

Jimmy: Do this again and you, Fluffy, and whatever new pet it is will get it…