Hello, first let me just say that I do not own beauty and the beast. I own the Video, DVD, two books, the soundtrack, and two dolls. but as for the movie itself.. that belongs to the Disney company.

Summary:

A tale as old as time abouta girl, a Beast...and their dogs.Maurice is thrown into a murder plot, Gaston gets lost in the woods with an "enchanting girl," and Belle and Cardell discover that their fates were destined to cross. With the help ofCozette,Sultan, Mrs. Potts, Lumiere, Cogsworth, Babette, and Angelique, can they breakthe spell before it's too late?

INTRODUCTION

Hello, my name isEmily the following story is a take on Beauty and the Beast. Hopefully it will have a twist that is entertaining and houmorus at the same time. Also this is my first Fanfic so please leave me a review and don't flame me to bad! I'm new at this! this is basicaly the longest dog Chapter so dont judge the rest of story by this one chapter:

It's late in the afternoon. Melanie is typing on the computer and grumbling to herself. Her dog's Asahi, Shanley, Christa and Kat are watching a movie on TV...

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog Too!" threatens the wicked witch in "The Wizard of OZ."

Shanley looks at the others and starts, "Well if you want my opinion--" "We don't," interrupts Asahi who was mad at Shanley for hiding her soundtrack CD of "The Wiz" this morning. Shanley continues, "If I were Toto, I would give that witch what for." Asahi sighs, "Please Shanley, we all know that you would be trying to steal the ruby red slippers for yourself, so you could turn Dorothy into a stick or something ridiculous like that!" Shanley looks at her. "Would not!" she sputters. "You take that back Asahi!" she demands. Asahi rolls her eyes at her and the two begin arguing.

Christa and Kat just sit there watching the movie. They are used to Asahi and Shanley arguing and have learned to ignore it. Kat reaches for a piece of popcorn to only discover that the bowl is empty. Kat looks at the bowl and then at Christa who is chewing the last piece."Christa!" she hisses. "I can't believe that you just ate half a bowl of popcorn in under three minutes! What do you have to say for yourself?" Christa sits there for a few seconds with a thoughtful look and then burps in Kat's face! Shanley and Asahi stop thier argument and stare at her. Kat screams, "Mama! Christa is being gross!" "Christa-Bell, you know better!" calles out Mel in a warning tone. "Sorry," says Christa, turning to look at Kat "I forgot to say excuse me, didn't I? Should I try it again?" "No!" shout the others in unison, and shaking their heads sadly about Christa's lack of manners, they settle down to watch the movie again.

Asahi hops off the couch and carries the bowl over to Mel. "Whatcha doing?" Asahi asks, placing the bowl at Melanie's feet. "Bills," grumbles Mel."Can we have some more popcorn please?" asks Asahi. "One bowl for us and one bowl for the piglet over there," she adds with a nod at Christa, who is running from one end of the couch to the other watching a Tag body spray commercial featuring the OGRE Shrek and his new scent Swamp time Romp. "I think they are getting more and more desperate," mutters Mel, making the popcorn. Asahi sits there wishing that she could think of something to do to keep everybody calmed down and out of Mel's way. Suddenly her tail wags. "I've got it!" she cries. "I'll tell everyone a story and it will keep them out of your hair!" Asahi dances around the room, giddy with happiness. "Sure Mille Bush" says Mel with a smile. "No, really," Asahi persists. "I could do a remake of Beauty and the Beast! if I tell about three chapters a day it will give you enough time to get done, right?"

Mel glances at the computer and all the bills and work she needs to catch up on, and then at the others who are now watching an Applejacks commercial starring their new spokeshorse the My Little Pony Apple Jack. Well, Kat is watching the commercial, Christa and Shanley are arguing about whether the cereal does or does not taste like apples, then about whether the horse does or does not taste like apples!

Asahi gives her a look that basically says "Do you have any other choice?" "Ok, why not? Sure, Asahi, let's see what you can do to get them to calm down for at least an hour," Mel says.

Asahi wags her tail and sits on her favorite pillow. "Turn off the TV," she orders the others. "Why?" they ask. "Because I'm going to tell you a story about a Beauty and a Beast and how they needed to believe in their own destiny, and the dog's that helped make it possible" she starts as the others gather around her.