It was a regular day on the Argo II.
Annabeth was trying to kill Leo because he put a spider in her room, Percy was in the ocean doing gods-knows-what, Hazel was in her room, trying not to puke, Frank was trying to figure out how to get his fingers out of the not-so-Chinese finger trap and Jason and Piper were on the deck.
"I really think you should talk with Reyna." He tells her "Reyna's really intelligent, but you might be able to convince her."
Piper frowns and shrugs.
Meanwhile, in Mount Olympus:
Aphrodite is watching them. She can sense her daughters discomfort and jealousy. She did not like it. It's time to make this relationship interesting!
"I'll think about it." Piper tells Jason. She sighs. Boys are so clueless.
All of the sudden, something shoots down from the sky. It hits Jason and he disappears in a pink puff of smoke.
Piper stares at the spot where he was just standing, bewildered. "Jason?" she asks. In Jason's place is a golden retriever puppy with Jason's blue eyes.
Meanwhile, in Mount Olympus:
Aphrodite decided to turn Jason into a puppy. Cute and he doesn't talk! What a bonus! Her daughter would like him much more now. If he was going to get knocked out in combat, he had no use in war, so why not a puppy?
"Holy mother of gods!" she bent down "Now, who the Tartarus did this?" She points at Jason, the golden retriever and glares at the sky, accusingly.
"I can take credit for that!" I female voice says, behind her.
"Mom." Piper smacks her forehead.
"Yes, it's me! You like what I did?" Aphrodite says excitedly.
"I don't know." Piper says, sarcastically, "Am I supposed to?"
"Well, I would be surprised if you didn't." says Aphrodite, actually baffled.
Jason stares at her and then her mom, horrified.
"I have to admit, he's cute." Piper says "But this is going to scar him for life."
"That's the point." Aphrodite says.
"Can you turn him back now, mom?" Piper asks, annoyed.
"I wish I could, but I have to run." Aphrodite says, taking out a sparkly pocket watch and holding it at eye level. "I have a tea to attend to in Greece."
"But-"
"Nice seeing you again, darling!" She disappears in a puff of pink smoke.
Jason howls and stomps his paws which probably means "Help me!"
Piper just stands on the deck, bewildered.
"We need to tell everybody and get help!"
Jason shakes his head wildly, his ears flopping. Piper laughs so hard she falls to her knees. She wipes a tear from her eye. "I'm sorry, you just looked so funny!"
Jason the puppy does not look amused.
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I had to stop here. You see, I have this very big project for Science about earthquakes that I have to redo.
I made a (fake) food product demonstrating my understanding of earthquakesand she gave me a bad grade because when somebody asked me where I could buy it, I said "The Black Market."
Or at least that's what I'm guessing. She hates me anyway.
Bye guys! Check out my other stories if you like Hunger Games, Divergent or Mortal instruments!
