Me: Welcome to the show I'm your host Layla

Ami: Something tells me that this show is going to be crappy

Me: Who let the hater in

Ami: I let myself in

Me: Whatever anyway our guest for today is Sasuke. First question are you gay

sasuke: hell no

Me: And how long have you been gay

sasuke: I already told you I am not gay

Ami: Oh yeah then what is this

Shows picture of Naruto and Sasuke kissing.

Sasuke: That was an accident

Ami:Sure just how you went with the gay sex offender/rapist/pediphole
Orchimaru

Sasuke: But I killed him

Me: That don't change nothing. So your out of the closet right

Sasuke: I am not nevermind

Fangirls: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Me:How the eff did they get in here

Fangirl#1: say it isn't so

Me: It is so shut up.

Fangirl #1: Who was talking to you

Me: Look if you do not stfu I will beat the living crap out of you.

Fan girl#1: Lets see you try

Me:*Get's metal bat and beats the crap out of her*

Ami: She's dead

Me: I said living and.....Crap!

Ami:What?

Me:She got blood on my carpet. Now it smells like dead fangirl.

Sasuke:*secretly doing the happy mexican dance*

Me: We can see you dumb ass

Sasuke: damn

Me: okay this is boring. I agree is not my best work but sasuke is boring

Sasuke: Excuse me

Me: You heard me boring.

Ami; And as you an see it was a complete waste of time

The all of a sudden Sakura bust in breaking down my damn wall

sakura: You bastard

sasuke: Oh Crap. Look sa-

sakura: Don't Sakura me i heard everything

Me: My wall!

Ami: there's about to be a good fight going down and you worried about your damn wall

Me: hell yeah it cost me money.

Sakura gets a Bazooka out and aims for sasuke

Ami:Damn another Physco path girlfriend

Sasuke: Aren't you going to help me

Me:Hell no that bitch is crazy.

sasuke:I don't deserve this

Me and Ami: Yes you do