Me: Welcome to the show I'm your host Layla
Ami: Something tells me that this show is going to be crappy
Me: Who let the hater in
Ami: I let myself in
Me: Whatever anyway our guest for today is Sasuke. First question are you gay
sasuke: hell no
Me: And how long have you been gay
sasuke: I already told you I am not gay
Ami: Oh yeah then what is this
Shows picture of Naruto and Sasuke kissing.
Sasuke: That was an accident
Ami:Sure just how you went with the gay sex
offender/rapist/pediphole
Orchimaru
Sasuke: But I killed him
Me: That don't change nothing. So your out of the closet right
Sasuke: I am not nevermind
Fangirls: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me:How the eff did they get in here
Fangirl#1: say it isn't so
Me: It is so shut up.
Fangirl #1: Who was talking to you
Me: Look if you do not stfu I will beat the living crap out of you.
Fan girl#1: Lets see you try
Me:*Get's metal bat and beats the crap out of her*
Ami: She's dead
Me: I said living and.....Crap!
Ami:What?
Me:She got blood on my carpet. Now it smells like dead fangirl.
Sasuke:*secretly doing the happy mexican dance*
Me: We can see you dumb ass
Sasuke: damn
Me: okay this is boring. I agree is not my best work but sasuke is boring
Sasuke: Excuse me
Me: You heard me boring.
Ami; And as you an see it was a complete waste of time
The all of a sudden Sakura bust in breaking down my damn wall
sakura: You bastard
sasuke: Oh Crap. Look sa-
sakura: Don't Sakura me i heard everything
Me: My wall!
Ami: there's about to be a good fight going down and you worried about your damn wall
Me: hell yeah it cost me money.
Sakura gets a Bazooka out and aims for sasuke
Ami:Damn another Physco path girlfriend
Sasuke: Aren't you going to help me
Me:Hell no that bitch is crazy.
sasuke:I don't deserve this
Me and Ami: Yes you do
