Hey everybody! I hope you will like this story. It's a Remus/Hermione fic! I love this pair. It is also a time-turner fan fiction. Rated M. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but J.K Rowling does. Please excuse my minor grammar or spelling mistakes.

My Perfect Mishap

1. Weasley Trouble

Fred and George walked around the girls' dormitory in Gryffindor tower looking for things that females like for their new female pleasure line. Since everything has been extravagantly well with their joke shop, they started to branch out a little bit more besides their joke and prank stuff and started to create newer things. So they started the Weasley Wizard Wheezes pleasure line for women, well they were going to start first they needed an inspiration in what to do or use.

George was looking through the girls stuff and smirked when he came across some scanty women undergarment. "Oi, Fred, look at this!" George held out a lacy red bra.

Fred raised an eyebrow and let out a low whistle. "Wow these girls have such provocative cloth- well look at this!" Fred exclaimed

George came over to see what Fred was looking at. "What is it?"

"Can you believe little Miss Granger actually wears such scandalous things underneath those robes?" Fred lifted up a black leather corset with red stripes on the side. He then saw that it was a birthday present from Ginny pushing Hermione to be more bold and sensual.

George held back a laugh, but could not hide the shock of Hermione's choice of intimate wear. He took the leather corset and the letter that came with it smiling sniggering lightly. "Now we now why Ronnikins wants Hermione so much." George placed the stuff back into Hermione's trunk.

Fred kept rifling through and soon something that was there caught his eyes. It was a small sparkling hour glass that hung from a thin gold chain. He lifted it up carefully and curiously. "Hey look at this, what do you reckon this is. It looks so familiar though." Fred kept studying it trying to figure what it was.

"Ah!" Both of them exclaimed. "It's a time turner! Sweet!" Both looked at one another in excitement.

"How does this thing work," Fred mused. "It would be so awesome if we could use it. Its just I don't know how to use it. I bet she would freak if she found out that this was missing. Why would she have one of these things anyways?" Fred swung the necklace around, but did not do it roughly so it wouldn't brake.

"Hmm…," George said. "Wait I know why she has this. She has had this since third year I remember her having it on her. Later on Harry told me that she used it to get to her classes since she had so many classes going on."

"How do you know she wore this? Paying close attention to her were you, mate." Fred lifted and eyebrow grinning at his brother. "Don't worry, mate, it's alright she's grown hasn't she. Pretty witch isn't she." Fred smile as George nodded.

"Fred, George what are you doing here?" The witch they were just talking about came in and looked at them in shock and then in utter horror. "What are you doing going through my stuff," Hermione shrieked.

Fred and George looked at one another. They knew they were in deep shit right now. George licked his lips. "Well we were looking for your time turner, see?" He lifted up the time turner. "We knew you had one so we were looking for it." George lied knowing she was still going to hex their bullocks off anyways.

Hermione's face slightly calmed down a bit but her anger was still evident. "Why couldn't you guys just wait outside in the common room? You guys are getting into my private stuff. Now get your stupid buts out the girls dormitory right now, oh so help you Merlin I will hex you to your graves!" Hermione was livid and opened the door harshly pointing for them to get out. "Now!"

Fred and George got up leaving the girls dormitory quickly. Hermione followed them to the common room. "Hermione look," both said as they were in the common room. "We're sorry- well we're not really that sorry, but we didn't mean for you to get upset. We just wanted the time turner.'

Hermione continued to glare at them wordlessly until she finally said stiffly. "What do you want with my time turner? Better yet why do you need it in the first place?"

"Bugger," both Weasley twins muttered. They had not thought up of a reason for why they need a time turner.

Fred then distracted Hermione by asking. "How do you use this, I know what it's used for, but how to you work it."

Hermione shook her head. "Its simple, really you just turn it over. Anyways give me back my time turner." Hermione moved forward to get the time turner from them, but the twins shook their heads grinning at Hermione. "What are you going to do with it? Tell me right, now." Hermione demanded. She reached forward, but the twins who were a foot taller than Hermione and they just dangled it in the air teasing Hermione. As they were fighting for the time turner they didn't notice that they were accidentally turning it incessantly. "Give it to me!"

"Nope," the twins laughed and kept messing around with her. "It's not our fault you're so short." The twins joked at her.

"Five foot six inches is a perfectly normal height." Hermione jumped but missed and then she notices that their antics were making it turn. "No," Hermione gasped in surprise. "Stop it right, now. You guys are turning it by accident, stop!" She shrieked.

The twins stopped immediately, but even though they stopped the time turner continued to turn on its own and it was turning very rapidly. Soon everything started to move, move in such a speed, that none of the three have every seen. Darkness then enveloped the three and they soon felt like they were floating until they crashed harshly to the ground. Hermione sat up looking all over for the twins; she then heard two soft groans and "Granger I know your not that heavy, but get off of us now." Hermione got off of them quickly mumbling apologies. She stared at the twin worriedly as they got up stretching their bodies to shake off the ache from the sudden fall. After seeing that there were no injuries Hermione took in their surroundings. The place was dark and full of trees and Hermione froze; they had somehow gotten in the forbidden forest. "We better go," Hermione said and ushered for the twins to follow her. "We are in the forbidden forest.'

"Really? Why in such a hurry? You aren't scared are you?"

Hermione shot them a scowl, but shook her head. "Preposterous, why would I be scared? We have to figure out a way to get in the school without getting caught and in trouble." Hermione started to walk and the twins followed.

"Seems we're in luck. Well we got that part covered, see we got into Hogwarts without being detected cause we told Harry to let us use his invisibility cloak; Harry gave it to us and we have it right here." Fred pulled out of his robe a neatly folded invisibility cloak. "We have to be careful because the cloak only covers enough and we cover a lot of space cause of our height."

"I think we will manage," Hermione said once they got out of the forest. She pulled the invisibility cloak over them and they quietly made their way into Hogwarts. As they were walking they noticed that there were a lot of faces they didn't recognize and they were getting quite confused.

"We are at Hogwarts right?" The twins looked at Hermione curiously.

"Yes," Hermione then pointed out the clothing. "Look they have Gryffindor robes and Slytherin robes, and the rest of the houses so we must be at Hogwarts. Then they heard two familiar voices.

"Hey Moony, wait up!" The three of them turned around and saw a younger version of Remus stop as a younger version of Sirius was running up to him.

"Sirius hurry up, James, and Peter are already waiting for us at Hogsmeade." Remus shook hi head and rolled his eyes. "And you know how impatient they are. Especially when James has a prank on his mind and wants to show us."

Sirius rolled his eyes. "Come on then let's go!"

"Holy shit," Hermione whispered and the twins looked at her incredulously.

"Did the Hermione Granger curse?" The twins nudged Hermione tinkling her playfully. Hermione stifled a giggle. They stiffened when they heard:

"Hey did you here something. I heard people whispering," Remus looked around questioningly.

"You must be hearing things Remus the place it practically empty."

The twins and Hermione sighed in relief as Remus and Sirius left. "Oh god we're in the time of Marauders. How the hell did that happen? A regular time turner doesn't go this far. Speaking of that, were is my time turner, Fred, George?" Hermione held out her hand, looking at them expectantly.

The twins started to search their robes and then Fred felt something in his pocket and winced knowing what was going to happen. He pulled out the remnants of the time turner and held them out. He waited patiently for her outrage, but was shocked that nothing happened. He saw Hermione looking at the time turner with a frown.

"We don't need it anyways that time turner only goes to the past only time turners only do that, go to the past, so I don't know how we are going to get out of this." Hermione ran a hand through her chocolate brown tresses. "What I do is that we have to go to Dumbledore right now."

The twins nodded and headed to the Headmaster's office. As soon as they got there they frowned they didn't know the password. They started to blurt out random candy names until they finally lost hope. "Wait," Hermione gasped. "Lemon drops!" As Hermione uttered the words the statue came to life and let them enter. They could hear Dumbledore ushering them in. They smiled as they saw Professor Dumbledore.

Dumbledore looked at them in curiosity. "Who may you three be? I've never seen you three students here."

Hermione spoke up. "Well you see sir-" Hermione went into whole detailed of what happened with the twins adding their own comment. "So you see that's how we ended up here sir," Hermione looked up nervously to see if Dumbledore believed them or thought they were crazy. She sighed in relief when she saw the twinkle in his eyes remaining.

"Well then, you guys can stay here and pretend to be exchange students; we will also need to change your names well your last names per say. Fred and George your last name will be Whickam and Hermione your last name will be Adelinde. You guys are going to be in seventh year. Gryffindors right?"

The three of them nodded their heads and they were about to leave when Dumbledore stopped them "Here take this money and go to Hogsmeade since it's early and buy some necessities." He handed them a medium sized bag each.

They looked inside and saw it was filled with galleons and then they looked at him with wide eyes. "Professor we can't accept so much money." Hermione said breathlessly.

"Nonsense, go out and buy your things. Have good day children."

Fred, George and Hermione said thank you and left the office. They headed to Hogsmeade and soon went separate ways. Fred and George went to Zonkos while Hermione went to Honeydukes to buy herself some sweets that she was craving. She was thinking about so many things that she accidentally bumped into somebody. "I'm so sorry," Hermione apologized. She looked up to see a pair of amber eyes looking at her.

"No it's my fault, I wasn't looking were I was going." She recognized the voice of Remus Lupin.

"Well then it's both our faults because I wasn't paying attention either," Hermione smiled at Remus.

"Pardon, but I've never seen you here, what's your name?" Remus looked at Hermione with interest.

"My name is Hermione Adelinde. I just came hear from Beauxbatons." Good think she remembered to put a spell on herself to make her seem to have a French accent. "My parents moved here to England since they were offered better jobs here; my parents are muggles you see. Pardon what is you name?"

"Remus Lupin pleasure to meet you," His voice was low and throaty.

'The pleasure is mine." Hermione shook his hand. "Tell me what treat I should try first." Hermione then turned around and saw chocolate frogs. "Frogs?" She pretended to be confused, but smiled

Remus chuckled "Try those they're really good, but be careful or they'll escape."

"Fine I'll take one." Hermione was about to pull out her bag when Remus stopped her shaking his head at her. "What?" She looked at him quizzically.

"I'll buy it my treat."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive."

After Remus and Hermione left Honeydukes Hermione was about to eat her chocolate frog when it escaped from her hand, but Remus caught it. "See I told you, so." Remus gave her back the chocolate frog. She took a piece and offered it to Remus, but he declined.

Hermione then groaned. "I have to start to shop for all my necessities. Its a lot a stuff I have to buy."

"Why?"

"Our stuff got lost when we came here."

'Our?"

"Me and my cousins from my mother's side. Their parents died so they came to live with us." Hermione was starting to say goodbye when Remus stopped her.

"Do you mind is accompany you? I could show you around."

"You don't have to I don't want you to suffer time with me shopping why don't you go to your friends."

Remus shook his head. "It's okay. My friend James is trying to get this girl, Lily, to go on a date with her, Sirius is busy plotting some prank and Peter left so I was all alone." He pouted.

Hermione laughed okay. She and Remus spend the rest of the time talking, helping her shop and then talking about some books.

Fred and George saw the two and then looked at each other with raised eyebrows. "Nerdy love," they said chuckling and headed to do their own shopping

So how is my first chapter? Please review! I want to see if this story will make it somewhere. Loves ya.