Chapter 1 : Rainbow and Seth
Lexus : Hi there, I wrote this fanfic so I could experiment what would happen when the MLP universe and the WWE collide. Oh BTW, I'm keeping kayfabe.
Rainbow Dash : Experiment?
Bray Wyatt : I hope this won't be a bore fest for your sake, my friend.
Luke Harper : Yeahhhhhhh!
Lexus : Err…let's hope so heh heh ..disclaimer please
Rainbow Dash : The characters depicted (those that aren't created by Lexus, of course) belong to their respective owners
Eric Rowan : Run!
Rainbow Dash : You guys are weird
Monday Night Raw had just gotten of the air with the last scene showing Dean Ambrose defeating Randy Orton before putting Seth Rollins through two tables onto the steel steps. Medical personnel arrived and stretchered the injured Rollins away and into an ambulance with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon looking on, worried. A few minutes later….backstage
"No one crosses me and gets away with it…No one….how dare they call me UNSTABLE!", Dean Ambrose muttered as he passed other superstars and crew members who stared at him intently.
It had been almost 5 months since Seth Rollins betrayed him and Roman Reigns. Ever since then he had been itching to get his hands on him whenever he could. Whether it was hiding inside the trunk of Seth Rollins' car or inside a birthday present or messing up his Money in the Bank briefcase, he would always take every opportunity he had to make Seth's life miserable. Before Seth stabbed him in the back, he had begun to think of him as a brother he never had, however this made the betrayal all the more harder to get over. So, here he was now, even after 4 months, he still could not forgive Rollins and despite putting him through a table and watching him wriggle in pain, he knew deep inside he was not finished. He was not done yet. He smiled a little as these images of Seth being utterly destroyed popped up in his twisted mind. He kicked the locker room door open and walked in, ignoring the Uso brothers and Sheamus who were chatting happily about their upcoming title defenses. Donning his hood and cleaning himself, he walked out, only to be met by Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, the Authority.
"What?", he asked the power couple. "'What?' Is that all you have to say?", Stephanie said, the rage in her voice noticeably showing, "What you did to Rollins was totally uncalled for! You know damn well that he was our best chance of getting the WWE Title back to the Authority. And now, because of you, we have to put up with Paul Heyman gloating about Brock Lesnar".
"Well, that's not my problem, you can't blame me if the venomless worm and the corporate sell-out can't get the job done", Dean answered, referring to Randy Orton and Kane.
"Look here, you asshole. I AM YOUR BOSS. And "believe this", if you don't stop getting in the way of the Authority, you will get yours someday and you will get fired. You understand?", Triple H shouted, catching the attention of several others nearby.
"Whatever…", Dean said indifferently as he turned away to leave, "Just so you know, the next time I see Rollins, I'm sending him back to the hospital".
"That's it!", Triple H said, "You're suspended for a week", he said coldly. "Like I give a fuck", Dean shot back walking towards the parking lot.
"Suspension?", Stephanie asked her husband. "Oh, after a week, he's gonna get the worst beating of his pathetic life", Triple H growled, "I'll make him wish he had never crossed the boss".
After the brief confrontation, Dean was seated inside in his car, ready to leave the arena. The night's events flashing in his mind. To him, what happened was different. He was never this angry at Rollins before. He had never had this hate before. He recalled the moment he looked at Rollins who had gotten up slowly to his feet after being hit with Dirty Deeds. He instantly had this enormous hatred for Seth Rollins at that moment. Hatred because of the fact that Rollins pushed him this far, made him powerbomb his former "brother" through two tables. Even though he was just a person out for vengeance, he never knew he would reach that level of animosity for someone. But he knew in his mind that in the end, it did not matter, as long as Seth Rollins felt his pain, he was okay.
"What the hell?", Dean asked himself as his phone rang. He quickly answered it. "Hello?"
"Hey Dean, what's up bro", a voice replied.
"Roman….how're ya doing? Feeling better?", he asked smiling.
"Yeah, although according to the doctor, I may have to wait one month before I can step into the ring again", Roman replied, "Hey, which city are you in right now?"
"Chicago"
"That's great. I'm currently staying at this apartment I rented near the local hospital. Why don't you crash for the night if you don't mind"
"Sure, why not. Heck, I'm suspended for the whole week so I'm pretty much free"
"Seth's corporate daddy suspended you? Well, can't say I didn't see that coming, By the way, what did you do to get suspended?"
"I'll tell you when I arrive. I'll see you later then"
"You too"
Dean then ended the call. At least he had one person he could consider a friend after weeks of being alone. He had almost liked John Cena but that all went away after Cena started interfering in his feud and even leaving him alone during a tag match. He wondered..was it worth it shunning the others? Being a lone fighter? never being the one to make any allies? He quickly dismissed the thought. He was already doing great…though no one really liked him in the locker room, he no longer had to worry about so called friends backstabbing him. If anyone had a problem with him, he would kick their asses. Before long, he reached Roman's apartment.
Knock! Knock!
"Come in"
"Hey there Roman…you look better than ever"
"Yeah man, I'm able to some basic exercises now, though the doctor told me not to"
"Fuck doctors. I hate their advices. That's the same reason I escaped when they were trying to take me to the hospital after Rollins curb stomped me through the cinder blocks"
"Well, that's one more thing we agree on"
"It's really funny though"
"What is?"
"Well, just a few months back, I was injured and when I come back, you're injured. It's like the Triple H from above doesn't want us sticking together"
"*laughs* Anyway, you hungry? I've got tons of food in the bedroom"
"I hope you've got some tacos or something"
"I've got 'em all. Oh, one thing, I'm all out of titties"
"Seriously…you're starting the "Titty Master" joke again?"
"It's all over the internet.…and it's hilarious"
"Bah! Fuck social media…I make one joke for Big E and boom! It blows in my face…thanks for nothing, you fucking worthless piece of shit called the internet", Dean said as he walked into the bedroom.
"Tacos…tacos..tacos..Hey Roman, where do you keep them tacos?", he shouted.
"Umm..near the window", Roman answered.
"Found it", Dean said happily as he grabbed three tacos out of the plastic container. "WHAT THE FUCK?!", Dean shouted as he saw a blue orb of light near him which grew larger and larger.
"What wrong?", Roman asked from the other room.
"Some fucking thing's fucking going on" Dean shouted again as the orb began to settle to the ground,
"What is that?!", Roman asked, unnaturally surprised.
The orb then blinded the two wrestlers momentarily before a form could be seen.
"What the fuck is that!?", Dean yelled at the figure laying on the ground which slowly materialized, showing more distinct features by the second.
"Looks like a blue horse or pony or something, though it doesn't look like a normal horse to me, the head is too rounded", Roman said as he slowly moved towards Dean, "It seems like its unconscious"
"When did horses have fucking wings?", Dean asked again, after noticing a pair of wings on the horse's sides.
"A Pegasus? But they're just part of fairy tales, right?" Roman asked back.
Inching slowing, Dean began lightly poking the side of the Pegasus with a spoon. "Well, it ain't some fancy robot, that's for sure", he deduced after feeling some flesh beneath the blue fur, "And its mane and tail", he said examining it, "Rainbow coloured? Is this some crazy government shit experiment or something?".
"That is peculiar", Roman said before noticing a slight movement near its eyes, "Did you see that!?" he added turning to Dean.
"It's alive…", Dean said before the Pegasus got up slowly, its movements visibly groggy while making a sound like, "Twi…Twi"
"That's a straight noise it's making" Roman said.
Suddenly the Pegasus stood straight and looked at both men wide-eyed.
"Hey, it's awake", Dean said smiling at the Roman.
"Aaahhhh! Who the hay are you! Where am I?", the Pegasus shouted.
"The hell…", Roman exclaimed open-mouthed.
"….dafuq!", Dean said, equally surprised.
"W…Who are you strange monkeys?! W..Where h..have you taken me? Where are..m..my friends!?" It said looking around frantically with a frightened tone in its voice.
"It…talked", Roman said slowly.
"Well I'll be damned", Dean said in disbelief.
"P..please tell me where I am" It pleaded.
"Umm….Chicago…Illinois", Roman said out of instinct, though he had a hint that this creature was surely not from around these parts. Not from this world he thought.
"Where's that? I need to go back to Ponyville", It said trying to fly, but failing due to an injury in its left wing, "Owww"
"Hey, take it easy. I wouldn't do that if I were you" Dean quickly said as it saw the Pegasus trying to fly again. Somehow, that made both him and Roman get their emotions back to normal.
"Who are you?", It asked again.
"I'm Roman and this is Ambrose" Roman answered pointing to himself and Dean, "And we are humans, not monkeys". Inside, Roman was trying to decide whether this was a dream or not.
"Rome Mane and Amber Rose?" it said, "Those are funny names" it said with a smile which made both men smile back.
"Well, what's your name, little rainbow haired winged pony horse dude?", Dean asked.
"I'm not a "dude", I'm a girl and my name is Rainbow Dash", the Pegasus answered proudly. The answer made both wrestler look at each other for a moment.
"How did you get here?", Roman inquired, trying to act as serious as possible.
"Well, I was hit by a bolt from Trixie's horn and the next thing I know, I'm staring at two strange smelling monkeys", Rainbow Dash replied.
"Lemme guess, this Trixie…she's a unicorn?", Dean asked. Rainbow Dash nodded. "Dude, are we high?", he turned to Roman "Like high as fuck?".
"No, I'm clear as a whistle", Roman said, though he wasn't exactly sure of the answer.
"Excuse me" Rainbow Dash said, grabbing the attention of both men, "Can you help me reach Ponyville? I want to get home quickly".
"Sorry, Dash", Roman anwered, "But I think where you're at now is a totally different place and we have absolutely no idea where this Ponyville is". Rainbow Dash's spirit dropped instantly. Whatever Trixie did, it had managed to not only knock her out, injure her wing but also displaced her in a totally different place.
"So, what is this….Ponyville like? A village of some sorts inhabited by ponies, unicorns and other strange assortments of magical creatures", Dean asked.
"How did you know?", Raindow Dash asked, puzzled.
"I guessed", Dean said, shrugging.
Rainbow Dash then began to process the situation. She knew for sure she wasn't anywhere Equestria. However, she had a reason to be even just a bit happy. The two huge and imposing creatures, "humans" as they called themselves, were not hostile towards her. On the contrary, they seemed concerned for her. However, despite the fact that her instincts were telling her not to trust them, she knew that if there was a way to get back home, these "humans" may have an answer to that question.
Suddenly, Dean's phone rang which startled Rainbow Dash. "H..his l..leg", she stammered, "It's g..going to explode!". "Relax, it's just a phone", he said coolly, taking out his phone, "We use it to communicate with others even from long distances". "Oh…", Rainbow Dash blushed, embarrassed at what she just said, "In Equestria, we use letters". "You can write!?", Roman asked, staring at Rainbow Dash's stubby digitless legs.
"We use magic", she replied. "Magic?", Roman said without a hint of surprise. If this was just another conversation with another human, he would have dismissed them as having a loose nut. But this. This was a whole different level of shit.
"Can you please quiet down?", Dean asked, "I'm trying to answer my phone". "Sorry", Rainbow Dash said. "Who is it?", Roman asked.
"Huh!?", Dean replied as he looked at the name, "It's Joey (Mercury)".
"It must be urgent", Roman said, knowing that despite Joey was now one of Triple H's corporate stooges, he was someone they could still trust. He was, as they called him, the unofficial fourth member of the Shield who had guided them for months, thus he earned the trio's respect.
"What's up, Joey?", Dean answered.
"What's up?! I'll tell you what's up", Joey said angrily, "Seth was admitted to the hospital…"
"I knew that", Dean smirked.
"Of course you do", Joey said, annoyed, "And now he's missing"
"Missing?", Dean said, surprised at the reply, "So you're blaming me?"
"Everyone is blaming you. Who else would go to their rival's cabin and kidnap them WHILE THEY'RE FUCKING HURT!"
"Just wait a minute.."
"..Oh no…I knew you were a lunatic but God! why did you have to this!"
"I didn't do nothing"
"I know you're in Roman's apartment right next to the hospital Seth was in. You're the only suspect. I suggest you explain yourself to the Authority sooner or later"
"Hey, Joey, wait...", Dean tried to explain himself but Joey had already hung up, "Damn that Rollins", he said angrily.
"What did Joey say?", Roman asked.
"He and everyone else thinks that just because Rollins was sent to the hospital next door, I kidnapped him", he said with a seriousness.
"He's missing!?", Roman said in disbelief.
"Who's missing, Rome Mane?", Rainbow Dash asked.
"Err….someone we know", Roman replied not wanting to tell the blue Pegasus that Rollins betrayed both him and Dean, "So that's why you got suspended"
"Suspension, Shmuspension. He must've plotted all of this, so his corporate daddy can find all the more reasons to fire me", Dean shouted, scaring Raindow Dash.
"Corporate Daddy?"
"Triple H, our boss"
"Triple Itch?"
Roman laughed a bit before turning his attention to Dean, "I watched Raw. I saw him go through the table. He can't possibly go anywhere alone with that injury to his back"
"What if he faked it?"
"Dean!"
"Okay, I'm just kidding", Dean said in his usual cool voice, "Speaking of injuries, lemme see that wing", he turned to Rainbow Dash.
"It's not a big deal, Amber Rose, it only hurts when I try to flap it", Rainbow Dash said. She tried her best to appear tough.
"Roman, you got some bandages?"
"There's a first aid kit near the fridge"
Dean quickly scurried towards the kitchen. And stayed there for a while.
"What's taking him so long?"
"Just wait and see", Roman replied before a huge crash. "Freakin' boxes!", Dean shouted as he returned, covered with bandages. Rainbow Dash couldn't help but giggle a bit when she saw the clumsy human appear.
"What?", Dean asked, "Aren't these bandages?", he said coolly.
A few moments later, Dean had completely covered the small pegasus' left wing. "There, it should heal in a few days", he said. "Thank you so much", Rainbow Dash said and hugged him.
"Whoa", Dean smiled at the sudden gesture.
"When did you become a vet?", Roman asked smiling at the strange scene before him.
"Shut it", Dean quickly replied before his phone vibrated again, "A message from Joey", he said as he checked his phone, "Rollins is still missing", he said as he shoved the phone back into his pockets.
"I'm actually starting to wonder where the hell he is right now", Roman said.
Meanwhile, at the same moment in Equestria, at the Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack was frantically searching for Rainbow Dash, who had gone missing 30 minutes earlier after being hit by Trixie's bolt. "Dashie! Rainbow Dash!", she shouted but no reply was heard.
Frightened at the thought of losing a friend forever, she began to wander further away from the others. She quickly snapped back to reality as she saw a white pony moving about erratically in the distance. "Hello? Anypony there?", she shouted.
"Shit….damn….back…..grrr…dammit….stupid hooves", were the only words she could make out from the pony's grumbling. She moved closer.
"Who the hell are you?", the pony said standing straight, but barely managing to, according to Applejack. She was now able to see the pony clearly. It was a white pegasus with a black mane and tail, each having a blonde part. It also had black hooves and a cutie mark which resembled a bird.
"I said..who the hell are you? And where the heck am I?", the Pegasus asked, irritated at not being answered the first time.
"Umm..I'm Applejack and yer in our farm", she said. "Where?", he asked sternly. "In Ponyville, of course".
Something seemed to have struck in the mind of the Pegasus; he turned his back and then sat down to think. Applejack was just standing behind him, waiting for the strange Pegasus to talk to him. Finally, he let out a heavy sigh and turned to her. "Ponyville?", he asked.
"Yup", she replied
"I'm not dreaming, right?"
"Yer not, I can assure ya"
The pegasus then suddenly punched (kicked?) himself before regaining his composure slowly. "Yeah…I'm very much awake and this …is very real", he said, visibly in pain.
"Oh no! You're hurt!", she exclaimed clutching him, "It's yer back, isn't it?"
"Sure is"
"I'll help ya reach the barn, ya can rest there", she said, "By the way, what's yer name?"
"Umm…" the Pegasus hesitated for a moment, "Rollins"
"Roar Rinse? that's a strange name", she said helping the injured Pegasus slowly but steadily reach the barn. "ITTTT'SS FUCKING ROLLINS!", Rollins shouted in his mind.
Lexus : And that's it for the first chapter
Rainbow Dash : Rollins in Equestria? Cool!
Luke Harper : YEAHHHHH!
Rainbow Dash :Weirdness surrounds me
Bray Wyatt : We all are, aren't we my brothers and sisters? Hahahaha
Lexus : See you all until next time
Eric Rowan : Run!
Lexus : Seriously?
