Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or Yugioh. I wish I owned Pokemon, so I
could make Pikachu's head explode, Ash become gay, and misty come back.

Chapter 1
Rex looked at the Pokemon lab that was in his town. He was already prepared
for his trip, he had played Pokemon Ruby 2 times through. Unfortunately
Weevil had no experience in the land of Hoenn, he was angry because they
had "Thrown out" his favorite Pokemon, Venomoth. Weevil was still preparing
his things for their trip, but promising to be traveling partners wasn't
good enough. Weevil would probably try to assassinate Prof. Birch, because
Rex knew from experience that the Prof. rarely made exceptions in the case
of which Pokemon to start with. He hadent told Weevil that the only starter
types were fire, water, or grass. Lost in thought, he spotted Weevil
running up the path towards him.
Bout time you got here, Rex grumbled. Weevil lugged his heavy backpack up
the path to the Lab. They get rid of all the good Pokemon! Weevil
exclaimed. That's what the authoress thinks too, Rex replied.
Authoerss: *crying* Pory, pory, pory, porrrryyyyyy!!!!!!!!(1)
Let's just go to the lab, ok?
Fine. Have it your way then
The lab was full of junk that the Prof. only used on exploding mice(2).
Professor Birch looked up from some work he was doing and greeted the two
teens.
So, you've come to begin your adventure in the land of Hoenn? the professor
questioned.
Sure. Ill have a Treecko. Rex replied
O_O. Do you have a sixth sense or something?
Don't ask. Just give me the Treecko
Ok
Treecko: *appears from Poke Ball* Treecko!
Your friend here, which Pokemon does he want?
Show me the other Pokemon Weevil commanded.
Torichic and Mudkip: *Appear from poke balls*
No I want one of the new bug Pokemon.
Well I cant just...
BUG!!
But-
BUUUUG!!!!!!!!!
Ok, ok. You can have this Nincada.
Nincada: Nin!(3)
Yayyy!
You should go to the nearest gym. Its in-
Petalburg town, Rex finished, looking at his official Nintendo strategy
guide. He closed the magazine, put it in his backpack, closed the backpack,
and followed Weevil and his Nincada out of the lab.
Yayy! On done!
(1)porygon is my fave, followed by shedinja in a close second and castform
in third. If you have pokemon sapphire or ruby and you review, ill tell you
how to get a shedinja. Not a bribe or anything, but very few people have
shedinja and its sad. ):
(2)I saw the episode where pikachu might have exploded. I was bored. I wish
pika had blown up into tiny bits and ash had to go to the hospital.
(3) I don't know what nincada says, but I think it might sound like this.
You were one of my first
You are my best
You put battle tower
To the test
Though you don't make a move
Your strong and fast
When your around
Battles don't last
Youll tear up the coliseum
When march 24th come
Rayquazas-
You eat um
For dinner
And lunch
You finish the battle
Fore Steven can throw a punch
An ode to my Shedinja, Weevil. Best Pokemon on my team.