In the desert, Beep Beep the Road Runner announces that it is the 25th anniversary of the first time Wile E. Coyote attempted to steal his secret recipe. Suddenly, a robot appears and Beep Beep pushes his three Road Runner sons aside, saying that he will handle this one. However, the robot gives Beep Beep a birthday cake and leaves. Beep Beep is surprised that the robot wasn't Wile E. Coyote, but Wile E. then suddenly jumps out of the cake the robot gave him. However, Wile E. hadn't planned what to do next, not thinking he'd get this far, and is simply flushed down the toilet by Beep Beep the Road Runner.
He returns to his cave, sulking to his wife, Barbara Coyote about his failures. She then suggests to hire some henchmen to help him. He first goes to a thug house, but the thugs beat him up. He then realizes that he has thousands of relatives across the desert, and invites them all to come to his cave, thinking they will all be evil geniuses like himself. However, when they arrive, he finds out they are all coyote rednecks, and comments that he's "been away from home longer than (he) thought."
He calls them to a meeting and gets them to agree to his plan in exchange for root beer. Wile E.'s middle name is here revealed to be Ethelbert, which Barbara finds hysterical. Wile E.'s army then attacks the Road Runner house, tying up Beep Beep and one of the Road Runner kids in a toilet. The coyotes open the safe containing a recipe for Road Runner Stew. Before Wile E. reads the recipe, Beep Beep pleads him not to read it, saying "There some things this world weren't meant to be seen by coyote eyes!" Wile E. reads it anyway. The ingredients turn out to be:
A plump juicy Road Runner 3 tsp. of chopped onions A cup of peanut butter cheesecake 4 lb of freshly ground coyoteBeep Beep says he warned him. Wile E. is horrified by this, and runs away. The other coyotes read it and run (except for Steve Coyote, who can't read, but Beep Beep orders him to get out). Beep Beep and his son manage to escape from the toilet, and the two other Road Runner kids return from their task, and ask what happened. One Road Runner son asks if Road Runner Stew is actually made partly of coyote, Beep Beep explains that the recipe that Wile E. read is fake, and that no matter what happens Road Runners are always able to outsmart Wile E. Coyote no matter what.
