For the "recalcitrant" challenge on jackoneill100.
"We're not FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM!" This yell was accompanied by the sound of shattering glass, and a beer bottle exploded on the porch floorboards. Jack glared at nothing, and swore drunkenly. "WE DON'T WORK OUT FOR HIM, SO HE DECIDES TO GET SOME NEW FRIENDS IN THE GLOW SQUAD! THEN THEY DON'T WORK OUT SO HE DECIDES TO COME BACK! WE'RE NOTHING BUT SECOND HAND PALS!
Carter watched him smash more glass beer bottles on his deck. "Teal'c and I can break Daniel's legs for being recalcitrant," she offered.
Jack paused and smiled jerkily. "That would be nice."
