HOI! I AM BACK! THIS IS MY FIRST POKÉMON FIC!
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"Hey James, don't you think that boss isn't going to give us our Holiday bonuses?" Jessie questioned as she stared at a Pikachu photograph.

"Most likely not. But Butch and Cassidy have already gotten theirs. So that means..." James trailed off awkwardly.

Jessie stretched. "I'm jealous of that bitch. Boss favours her over me. Really, what pokémon have they caught? Raticate?"

Meowth sadly purred in agreement. "That rat thinks he's better than me, Meowth."

All the sigh together dramatically, a depressing aura around them.

Suddenly, James looked up. "Hey, is that Ash's Pikachu?"

Jessie and Meowth jumped up wildly. "PIKACHU?! PIKACHU?!" James sweatdropped. He pointed to the Pikachu photograph. "Aaaaaaah!" James was roughly pummelled with punches and fury swipes.

When Jessie and Meowth were done beating (and scratching) the hell out of James, Meowth perked up with an idea. "What if we steal something valuable for boss?" "Something as valuable as Ho-oh?" Jessie snapped. Meowth hung his head.

James sat up, rubbing his bruised ass. "I have an idea. Remember my Magikarp?" "Who could possibly forget such a show of dumbness?" "It evolved into a Gyarados!" James grinned.

"What? Really?" Meowth's eyes shone with excitement.

"WE COULD GIVE IT TO BOSS!" The trio cheered.

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Confidently, they walked up the steps of the Team Rocket headquarters.

"Boss, someone wants to get in," a Rocket entered Giovanni's room, where he sat petting his 'Big Cat'.

Giovanni turned in his seat to press some button, and the trio appeared on the screen. Giovanni's brow twitched in annoyance.

The trio outside noticed the intercom camera. Meowth started waving to the camera, and Jessie and James followed suit.

"Idiots. "

He let them in, and they walked in with immense pride.

"Yes, what have you brought to waste my time?"

"Sir, err... boss, we have this great, majestic, powerful, flawless, cha-" "SPEAK WHAT THE HELL IT IS!" Jessie was rudely interrupted by a fuming Giovanni.

"A Gyarados." James finished for Jessie.

Giovanni shut his eyes. "You're saying, you brought me this Gyarados even though having pokémon with negligible attack powers?" He said smugly.

James and Jessie looked at each other blankly.

"Worthless idiots," Giovanni said through gritted teeth, "Take this pokémon back, and catch or steal some other pokémon! NOW GO! GET LOST!"

The trio ran out of the HQ, and kept running to their base.

"James... our plan... plan backfired," Jessie panted. "Jessie, he... chased us out... again," James leant against the cave.

Meowth walked forward inside. His jaw dropped. "Jessie! James! Come here right now!"

Said humans came running in as they heard Meowth's amplified voice.

James' eyes watered. He sniffed, which soon turned to bawls. "I can't believe it, Jessie! He sent us our bonus! Boss is kind! Very kind!" Meowth patted his back.

James dried his tears and took the vacation bonus from Jessie with shaking hands.

They couldn't keep it contained, now. "HAIL TEAM ROCKET! HAIL GIOVANNI!"

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Wait. Something was missing.

The trio came out their cave and sat outside, figuring out what was.

"Meowth! I get it!" Meowth jumped. "Our motto!"

Damn right.

"Prepare for trouble..."

"Make it double!"

"To protect the world from devastation..."

"To unite all people within our nation."

"To denounce the evils of truth and love..."

"And extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth, that's right!"

Just then they spotted something in the trees. A pokémon egg.

FIN.
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