Well...I felt like writhing about Orochimaru and an oc, so here it is my new fanfic, heh, heh... I will soon update ´Itachi The Ice Cream Freak!´ well anyway enjoy...

NOTE! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!


Chapter 1


"YOU´RE NOT SASUKE!" Orochimaru screamed out and pointed at the girl. The girl rolled her eyes and sighed. Kabuto sweat-dropped, This was the tenth time that Orochimaru screamed that sentence, you thought that he would get it soon but this was Orochimaru and he was a slow thinker. It took long time for him to get something especially unplanned surprises like this one.

"No, I´m not this Sasuke guy, but I would like to know what I´m doing here." She said and turned to Kabuto since Orochimaru was still in shook.

"I wanna go home now, and besides you own me an explanation for this."

"For what?" Kabuto asked dumbly.

"For kidnapping me in the middle of the night!"

"Oh that it was..." Kabuto began to explain but was smacked into the wall before he could continue, by Orochimaru.

"OH YOUNG LADY I´M SO SORRY IT WAS MY FAULT, DON´T BLAME IT ON POOR KABUTO!" Orochimaru screamed the poor girl in her face hoppfuly she didn´t get death by all that screaming. Kabuto stumble out from the wall and went up to Orochimaru.

"Oh, Oro-sama I never knew you cared so much!" he said with stars in his eyes.

"Of course I care about you." They stood there and hugged each other (very much like Lee and Gai) until they noticed the girl again. She was staring at them like they were some sort of aliens (but you never know, with that tongue Orochimaru has, thats just not normal.) The girl was about to turn around and walk away but Orochimru remember her right then and throw Kabuto at the side and walked up to the girl.

"What´s you´re name again?"

"I never gave you my name, may I remind you that you kidnapped me." the girl said.

"You remind me of someone, have I seen you before?" Orochimaru asked and stared at the girl with his big yellow eyes.

"No I don´t think you have...Now, can you please take me back home!"

"Nope."

"What!"

"We can´t do that. Right Kabuto?"

"Yup." Kabuto said and nodded.

"But why not. Thirst you kidnap me and then you wont take me back!"

"OH NO! YOU´RE NOT SASUKE!" Orochimaru once again screamed in panic "AHAHAAAAAAHHH! I SEE BUTTERFLIES!" and then fainted it was to much for his weak little brain, Kabuto knew this and had long before prepared a bed for Orochimaru. since he knew that any second Orochimaru would faint.

The thing is that when Orochimaru screamed out that he ´sees butterflies´ it means that every thing is to much for him, he kind off get over worked. And that's when his mind ´sees´ butterflies. That don't really exists just in his wicked mind…now, back to the story…

Kabuto dragged Orochimaru up on the bed and tucked him in. And he diden´t forget to put on Oro´s ´night lamp ´which was in the form of a giant butterfly´. Then he putted himself in a chair after getting some tea. He served himself some tea and gave the girl some green tea too, she sat herself and drank her tea, she didn´t really know what to do.

"So...you´re wondering why you´re here, right? Well let me tell you a story." Kabuto took a deep breath and then started his story. "Once upon a time Orochimaru and I was walking around in the garden. There we was walking in peace when suddenly Orochimaru had an idea..."


FLASHBACK!


"OH!" Orochimaru screamed out "I JUST GOT A WONDERFUL IDEA!"

"Oh really what?" Kabuto said, he was used to Orochimarus ´loud voice´.

"OH, OH! I know lets kidnap Sasuke and make him like me so we can become one!" Orochimaru screamed out happily. He was so proud of himself for thinking of something as good as that. Kabuto sighed sometimes Oro-sama could act so much like a child, he probably diden´t get enough love as a child, so sad...or was dropped on his head as a baby…

"Ah, but Oro-sama how are we supposed to do that?" Kabuto asked and pushed up his glasses.

"I don´t know, you´ll think something up. I can´t think of everything. Oh! ANTS!" Orochimaru then rushed after the poor ants and tried to kill them with a hairbrush. Kabuto walked slowly after trying to think up a good plan that even Oro-sama would understand.

Later that evening everything was ready, and Orochimaru and Kabuto was on their way to Konoha. On their way there they found many interesting things. Things like bugs, trees (can you imagine that trees in a forest!), flowers and dead bodies Orochimaru had never had so much fun as he had then. Those where the days...

Anyway, when they finally had reached Konoha they had to act fast because the sun was slowly going up. The plan was to find Sasuke´s home break into it and kidnap Sasuke. Not so hard to understand, right? Since Orochimaru was the guide he was supposed to show the way and he did, the two of them broke into the house and sneaked up too the...what they thought was the bedroom...and there on the bed where their victim.

Orochimaru crawled loudly on the floor and Kabuto walked silently up to the person. Orochimaru pulled out ether on a napkin and let the victim breath it in. Kabuto sweat dropped in the background, that wasent really necessary to do since the person was already fast asleep. Orochimaru then tried to find the ropes he brought and pulled out pink ropes. Once again Kabuto sweat dropped in the background, why use pink ropes? Orochimaru then threw the sleeping victim at Kabuto and who barely catch it.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! NOW I GOT YOU SASUKE-KUN!" Orochimaru laughed out.

"Oro-sama! Please shut up someone might hear us." Kabuto whispered out. Orochimaru putted his hands on his mouth and then stopped breathing since he diden´t get enough air, Orochimaru passed out on the floor. And poor Kabuto was left there too carry their victim and Orochimaru.


END OF FLASHBACK!


"And thats what happen." Kabuto said finishing his story. The girl stared with big eyes on him.

"And you diden´t check if really was this ´Sasuke´ person?"

"No, Oro-sama was so sure that it was the right house. And that you was Sasuke." he said and slowly drank his tea. He had to admit that it had been foolish of him not too cheek if it was Sasuke or not, and it was also foolish to let Oro-sama to lead the way. But now when it was done it wasent so much to do about it, now was there?

"I will now show you to you´re room where you will be staying." he said and got up from his chair.

"Hell no! I´m not done here, why am I still here, I wanna go home!" she started to raise her voice and Kabuto quickly rushed up to quit her down.

"Shhhh! We don´t want Oro-sama to wake up." he said and knocked her down, she was getting too bothersome why didn´t he ceck twice when Oro-sama was the one leading the way? Kabuto carried the girl up too her room and putted her down on the bed, next day would be interesting.

The next day when the girl woke up she didn´t recognize any thing at all. Then she remembered that she had being captured last night. Now what was a girl like her supposed to do? She had no one at home that would miss her or check up on her. Suddenly she was interrupted in her thoughts by a loud nock on the door.

"Yeah...?" she said unsure of what to do.

"GOD MORNING DARLING! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I´M FINE THANK YOU, THANK YOU!" Now I know that some people out there may wonder who that is but it´s not Naruto and definitely not Sasuke, but actually it´s Orochimaru (surprise, surprise…)

"..." Kabuto said in the background. Orochimaru was standing in the doorway with his mouth open in a wide smile. Orochimaru´s hair was still the same, but the cloths! Oh lord! He had a normal grey suit with a normal white shirt under, but with a pink silk tie. A pink mini skirt and old pink shoes...and do not forget the socks...real thick socks that you wear on cold, cold winters. Orochimaru looked like hell...but he thought he was cute so...well, anyway. The girl was in shock. Who was this, this thing?

"Darling! You must be so happy to see me, YES!" Orochimaru screamed. The girl looked confused. So Kabuto decided to step in.

"Well, we did some research about you and found out that you´re related to Oro-sama." Kabuto finished, and the girl fainted. (I would have done that…)

"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! I TOLD SHE WOULD BE HAPPY! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Orochimaru laughed out. "WUHAHAHAAA! I SEE BUTTERFLIES!" Orochimaru screamed out and fainted.

"..." Kabuto said and pulled Orochimaru up from the floor. He took the fainted Orochimaru into his office. The girl was still in her bed so Kabuto diden´t have to worry too much about her.


Soooo... What did you think? I know that Orochimaru is very, very OCC, but hey it´s my story and I will make him a total freak. By the way I wanna tell you that I´m not the only one coming up with this story. Me and my best friend ´Velka´ made this up a couple a mouths ago, when she was sleeping over at my place...Anyway see ya! And dont forget to REVIEW! If you want to…