Fili watched over his baby brother's cot. The long nosed blond dangled a toy over his sibling's face. The laughing toddler made furious attempts at grasping the toy with his semi-translucent chubby and rosy fingers. To the elder' worry the younger son of Dis suddenly lost interest. He drew his arms to the sides of his tiny body, his face assumed the expression of concentration and he even crossed his tawny eyes.

Suddenly a PFFFFFFFFFFFT sound came from under the blanket! It brought upon an expression of bliss upon the young Durin's face. Once the odour reached Fili's nose he ripped the blanket off the pudgy body and began to wave it furiously. Surely such a stink would be harmful to his little brother whom he had sworn, over his honey sweetened porridge, to protect with his life!

Thorin, the grim and sour faced King Under the Mountain watched the scene with an impassive mien, but one could tell by the corners of his lips – twitching upward – that he was amused.


Seriously people, who gives a fuck over what Kili and Fili did when they were little? Is it still the Hobbit universe? At least have the decency of putting it in "own fiction", and not here. Same - and even moe so - goes for "Modern AU fics" where the only link with Middle Earth are stolen character names.