One day, Papyrus the skeleton stumbled across something he's never seen before. "What is this snake like creature doing here?" he asked himself. Behind him, a tall man, three feet tall, who looked like a girl, because he was one, no, it was just Sans.

"What're you doing with that turd, Papyrus?" Sans asked.

Papyrus was confused. "What is a turd?" he asked Sans, curiously.

Sans winked. "It's the thing that comes out of your bum when you sit on the toilet," he told Papyrus with a smile.

"Quit joking around, Sans!" Papyrus shouted, "Who would leave such a thing out here, unflushed?" Suddenly, Princess Peach fell from the sky.

"This is my poop," she told the two skeletons.

"You guys are just pulling a prank!" Papyrus speculated, "I am going to make this into a delicious meal!"

"Good luck with that," Sans said, before disappearing.

The next day, Papyrus brought the pile of poop over to Undyne's house. "Look what I've got!" he told Undyne.

"What the hell is that?" Undyne asked Papyrus.

"Something we can cook up and eat," he answered.

"Chocolate, I presume?" Undyne said, sniffing the poop, "It smells like peaches."

Later, Alphys stopped by Undyne's house, only to find her, Papyrus, and a turd with two bites taken out of it, all flying around the house, bloodshot eyes, drinking redbull, pooping all over the place. One of the turds flew into Alphys' mouth. Suddenly, a can of redbull appeared in Alphys' hand, she grew wings, and her eyes went bloodshot. "When the bears to lap the seals!" She screamed, as she smashed through the ceiling and flew away.

Alphys crashed through Asgore's roof. "Welcome to hell," she told him.

Asgore shrugged his shoulders. "Is it really time for school already?" he asked. Alphys pooped in his mouth, and as you would suspect, in one of Asgore's hands, a can of redbull appeared, and in the other, a can of monster. He also grew a set of three wings, one on each of his bum cheeks. "Don't take strangers from candy!" he shouted, as he teleported to the Mushroom Kingdom, but it was no use, for it was the sticker star mushroom kingdom, where the only race were generic toads, all the same size, age, gender, and name.

"It's time to bring some life to the world," he told himself, showering the entire world with diarrhea, and from the flood of the rootbeer like liquid, a new world arose, filled with life and diversity, one with a thousand year door.

"This was my trump card," Asgore said, "Making the Mushroom Kingdom great again." He fell from the sky, with only a few breaths left. As he hit the ground, a baby bomb-omb ran up to him, crying.

"Why!" he cried, "Why did it have to be this way, you were my closest-" His mother interrupted him.

"Who is that?" she asked the baby.

"I don't know," he answered, "Some scrub that probably got wrecked by some three-sixty no-scoper's jukes."

"Are you playing Call of Duty again, son?" She replied.

"No, Splatoon just added voice chat," he told her, "And I'm not your son, I'm your daughter."

Back in the underground, everyone was effected by the poop. They were all worshiping the giant poop statues that randomly appeared all over the place, and all they ate was poop. Poop is now important in their culture, they eat it, the use it as a toothpaste substitute, they rub it in their eyes and all over their body, they only watch poop themed anime, and their national anthem is The Great Mighty Poo.

But what also appeared was a mysterious doorway...