For the "recalcitrant" challange on jackoneill100.
So there were angry people about the Gadmeer and a lot of yelling, and other things of that sort, and Daniel knew it was because they had been worried about him.
And Sam and Teal'c dragged him in front of Jack, and Daniel explained his reasoning, and Jack stared at him as if he were crazy.
And then the next thing Daniel knew, he had been dragged into Jack's lap, and then Jack SPANKED him, and it HURT, and then Jack did it AGAIN and Daniel felt his teeth RATTLE, and Jack kept on doing it, and it HURT, and how was Jack so STRONG?
And then Jack stopped, and Daniel slithered out of his lap like a limp sock until only his head remained in Jack's lap; and there was an odd wetness prickling Daniel's eyes, and he dared not acknowledge it, because he'd start crying for real otherwise.
So his head was in Jack's lap, and Daniel was kind-of-but-not-really-but-really-yes-sort-of crying, and Jack looked like the way Daniel remembered his father looking after Daniel had done something recalcitrant.
And then Jack said, "You three have no idea how many times a day I want to do that to you."
