Interesting Color

Zim was browsing through the computer on what the filthy humans referred to as the Internet. After browsing stinky memes and another failed attempt at beating Five Nights at Bloaty's, Zim turned to Gir who was stuffing himself with peanut butter.

"Gir."

Gir swallowed another mouthful.

"Gir?"

Gir took a bite out of the now empty jar.

"GIR!"

"Yes master!" Gir shouted.

"I have finalized my plan to defeat Dib. Would you like to hear it?"

"No!" Gir screamed.

"Good. Now I know that Dib has been planning something. He's always planning something but this time he's planning something even harder! The problem is Zim can't find out what it is! I've tried sending tiny robots to Dib's house to spy on him but they got sucked up by a vacuum. Why do they even need a vacuum!? Isn't their filthy human dad a scientist?"

Gir continued to eat the glass jar.

However I, the amazing Zim, Have figured out another way to get information out of Dib. Information!"

Gir's head popped off.

"Despite the horrible, terrible, disgusting, feelings that they leave in my squeedlyspooch, Zim has been making himself watch these so called "Romance" movies in order to understand human worm baby mating behavior."

Gir's body picked up it's head and screwed it back on.

"It just so happens that Dib has a sister. The plan is: Get the sister to be my…" Zim stopped talking and looked back at his computer for a few seconds. Then he continued. "Girlfriend and then she will tell me all of Dib's secrets."

"I like bananas" Gir said.

"Of course wooing Dib's sister will be easy because I am Zim!"

While Zim laughed manically, Gir exploded completely

"With this new device I created, I'll be able to play frequencies so loud Zim's head will explode."

"Shut up Dib! Can't you see I'm in the middle of something important!?" Gaz said.

"You're just playing Vampire Piggy Slayer 5: The Piggening."

"Exactly!" Gaz and Dib continued walking down the hallway when Zim suddenly blocked their path.

"There he is!" Dib shouted. "Feel my wrath alien!" Dib pressed the button on his device and it blew up, sending him flying across the hallway.

"Now that we're alone, Gas, Zim has something to ask you."

"It's Gaz."

I ask that you become my girlfriend." Zim presented her some dead flowers as he said this.

"What?" Gaz asked flatly

"You're beauty knows no bowels. With hair as purple as…purple socks and uh…you don't smell so bad and….and….are you okay?"

Gaz had stopped listening to Zim after he said beauty. Gaz had never heard that word before. At least used to describe her anyway. All the blood vessels in Gaz's body migrated to her face and burned beneath her skin. It was a sensation that she never felt before nor did she want to.

For the first time in her life, Gaz was blushing.

Zim noticed this as well and leaned into her face to get a better look.

"What is this strange thing that you are doing with your face!?" He asked.

"I-I I don't-"

This is some sort of defense mechanism Dib invented isn't it! Well I, the amazing Zim!, will reverse engineer this to my advantage! Thank you Grass!" Zim shook Gaz's hand rapidly as he said this and took off.

"It's..Gaz." Gaz was dumbfounded, still trying to figure just what the hell happened. She didn't even notice Dib walking back up to her.

"Well I might some tweaking to do but I think- Hey Gaz are you blushing?" He asked. He was answered with a super-hard punch that sent him into a trash can. Gaz huffed and walked to class, looking down at the floor so that no one else would notice her predicament. After a minute or so, Gaz's face cooled and she was able to get on with her day. But in the back of her mind she couldn't help but wonder.

"Does Zim like me?"