Chapter 1
Setting: February 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Roughly a year after the series (as of now). Tina's in the 9th grade (and in high school), Gene's in the 7th grade, and Louise is in the 5th grade.
Narrator: Bob just finished cooking breakfast and places it on the table. Everyone helps themselves.
Linda: So, any big plans for Valentine's Day tomorrow?
Tina: Jimmy Junior and I are gonna do something romantic.
Linda: Like what?
Tina: I don't know, but it's gonna romantic.
Narrator: Everyone else looks up at her.
Bob: Uh, maybe...
Gene: If you think disappointment is romantic.
Bob: Gene!
Louise: Sorry, Tina.
Tina: What?
Linda: Tina... knowing Jimmy Junior, don't get too hopeful.
Tina: He can be romantic.
Bob: Last year, he gave you a really ugly Valentine's Day card. He even misspelled your name.
Louise: He probably rushed it.
Tina (trying to remain hopeful): It was still a nice card.
Louise: I'm pretty sure he found it in a public bathroom.
Gene: Is that why it smells like pee?
Bob: Gene!
Tina: Oh.
Narrator: Tina places her arms on the table and looks kind of sad.
Linda (trying to change the subject): Louise! What are you gonna do for Valentine's Day?
Louise: Nothing.
Linda: Really?
Tina: You're not even gonna try to get your first kiss?
Louise (disgusted): Aw, sick, Tina!
Bob: She's too young for that.
Linda: Bobby, she's ten years old.
Bob: Exactly. Seriously, Lin. How old were you when you got your first kiss?
Linda: Oh, I wasn't that young.
Narrator: Linda picks up her plate and walks over to the sink.
Bob: How old were you?
Linda: Oh, I was still pretty young. I first kissed a boy when I was about eight years old.
Bob (exasperated): You were eight?! Lin, you said you were older than ten when you had your first kiss!
Linda: Hey, I drank half a bottle of wine last night!
Bob: Why?
Linda: I wanted to practice drinking for Valentine's Day.
Gene: Can I do that?
Bob: Gene!
Gene: I was just asking.
Narrator: Tina turns back to Louise.
Tina: Seriously, Louise. Don't you wanna have your first kiss someday?
Narrator: Louise looks at her for a moment, then she stares into space. A flashback ensures, where she once kissed Regular Sized Rudy on Valentine's Day.
Tina (breaking her thoughts): Louise?
Narrator: Louise turns back to her.
Louise: Hm? Oh, yeah. Sure, but Dad's right. I'm too young.
Narrator: Louise sets her fork down on her plate.
Louise: Well, I'm done.
Narrator: Louise gets up and leaves the kitchen. The others just stare at her.
Linda: Poor Louise. The thought of getting her first kiss must really scare her.
Tina: Yeah, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Bob: Tina!
Linda (to change the subject again): So, Gene. What are you gonna do for Valentine's Day?
Gene: I'm hoping to get more Valentine's chocolates. Last year, I got some from a secret admirer!
Louise (from the other room): That was me, Gene! I bought an empty Valentine's box and filled it with mud. I put the box in your locker after they hardened!
Linda (yelling so Louise can hear her): Louise!
Gene: Does that count as eating vegetables?
Linda (thinking it over): Uh... yeah. I think it does!
Gene (raising his hands in the air): Yay!
Narrator: Bob pinches the bridge of his nose and closes his eyes.
Bob: Oh, God...
Narrator: Later, Louise is seen getting her books out of her locker. Regular Sized Rudy walks up to her.
Rudy (kind of shyly): Hi, Louise!
Narrator: Louise turns her head and looks at him.
Louise: Oh. Hi, Rudy.
Rudy: Can you meet me at 3:00 on the playground?
Louise: Yeah, sure. Any particular reason?
Rudy: Not really. I thought we could play a game or something.
Louise: Yeah. I guess so.
Rudy: Great!
Louise: What do you wanna play?
Rudy: We can decide later.
Narrator: Rudy leaves with a smile. Louise resumes putting her things into her locker.
Louise (mumbling to herself): Wonder what's on his mind.
AN 1: I decided to write a Bob's Burgers fanfic this time. I hope you like it and the chapter so far. Tell me what you think and please leave a review!
AN 2: Like my fanfic "Friends With Benefits," I decided to write this like a script. Hopefully, it'll work out, too.
AN 3: I couldn't decide which name for this story I liked best, so I decided to create a poll instead. I'm gonna allow my viewers to vote on the story's title. Whichever gets the most votes by the fourth chapter will be the title of my story. The Poll is on my Profile Page. If you don't have an account, just state your vote in a review. I'll count it!
