Oh, you want to talk to me?
What's wrong with my fur? Nothing. This is how my trainer styled me. My name's Ruby. Fitting, no?
You haven't heard of Pokémon styling? You're from Unova, right? That's pretty far from here. I'm sure the fad will spread there soon, though.
You want an explanation? Fine. Trainers take their Pokémon to be uniquely dyed. Honestly, normal colored Pokémon are a rare sight to see, except in the wild.
Does it bother me? Not really. I'm psychic; I would say something to my trainer if I did. To be fair, I already had a strong bond with her. I'm an Espeon, it's natural.
Besides, most Pokémon don't get styled until they've reached their final stage. Evolution messes up the colors or something, I think.
Seriously, I really don't mind. I know some who do, though. Like this Altaria I know, her wings have been colored black, and she hates it.
She loves her trainer too much to do anything, though. She knows he thinks she looks beautiful that way, and she doesn't want to hurt his feelings.
No, he really loves her. You could tell, if you saw them together. She was his first Pokémon. They've been through so much together…
Yeah, most Pokémon take this attitude. Some hate it and get violent, but, hey, those guys would find any reason to be defiant.
Okay, some trainers have really bad tastes, I'll admit. Hey, I'm lucky. Black goes well with red, wouldn't you say?
You know what doesn't look good? Yellow Absols with blue eyes and purple fur. Alright, I only ever saw one like that, but still. Gosh, it hurts my eyes just thinking about it.
Actually I think that Absol liked it. Although, I have heard that some only see in black and white…Either that, or something went wrong with the eye-color operation.
The operation? No, it doesn't hurt a bit! It sort of feels good, actually, but they put you under for the eye part.
I guess it's a little dangerous. I heard this one Arcanine lost his fur because the surgeon injected too much fluff-serum into him. Fluff-serum? Duh, it makes you really fluffy.
I see what you're doing. You're one of those Pokémon-rights activists, right? Team Slugma or something? Yeah, Plasma, whatever.
Now you're gonna go back and get your buddies up in arms, am I right? I bet I am. Hey, I'm psychic, after all.
Well, fine. Do that. It won't change a thing, I tell you. All it will do is spread the fad faster.
What can I say, silly humans love doing stuff they're told not to do.
I'm telling you, most of us really don't mind. The ones that do can shut the hell up.
And, no, my trainer did not teach me "such foul language", in fact she'd probably chide me for saying that out loud.
You're starting to annoy me. Go away. Go make a mountain out of a molehill, in a region nobody cares about, anyway.
Look, here comes my trainer. You don't want me to say you've been bothering me, do you? She has an Empoleon, you know. He's violet and navy, and very fierce.
Yeah, goodbye, whatever. I wish I could say it was nice talking to you, but it wasn't. Now get out of my sunlight!
AN: Well, that was interesting. I was inspired by some Pokémon dress up games on Deviantart. I made an Espeon with red eyes and paws, and with a little red on the tip of her tail. Then I was inspired to write this. Anyway, I hope you liked it, or at least didn't hate it. Haha, Ruby said nobody cared about Unova, but I actually like it. It's tied with Johto for second-favorite. But, hey, Ruby's kind of stuck up. Read and review, please, and I apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes.
