Title: Admirals Don't Faint (Without a Damn Good Reason)

Author: greatsarcasmo

Category: Drabble

Rating: PG

Warnings: I did use the "d" word

Disclaimer: All of this belongs to someone else, I'm just having a little fun and I'll end up just as poor at the end of it as I was when I started.

A/N: This was my first fic, written 4 years ago. A drabble may not be much of a start, but my brain tends to work in spurts. And, hey, we all have to start somewhere.

Admirals Don't Faint (Without a Damn Good Reason)

Sorting the incoming Voyager messages was not a task usually done under such high-ranking scrutiny.

It was nerve wracking.

Well, now this was interesting. It hadn't come through completely yet, but it was definitely worth mentioning to the man behind him.

"Sir, Captain Janeway has sent a marriage certificate through."

"Really?" A small smile. "I suppose that was inevitable. Who on her crew got married?"

"It's just coming through now, sir. Let's see, Lieutenant Torres, the Chief Engineer, and…" another button punch and the information popped up, read automatically, "Lieutenant Paris."

Thud.