Bryan's Problem

Rating: M, to be safe. For subject and for language.

Pairing: BryanxJohnny (Slight)

Warnings: Mentions of Foreign Objects Invading Someone's Rectum.

Summary: After a wild night with Johnny, Bryan has a problem and he can't get it out.

Author's Note: I wrote this while I was in Spain, at like 6 am. Hope you like! R&R Please!

Bryan has a problem...

He's currently waiting for the doctor to show up and release him from his torture. He isn't sitting though, because everytime he would sit he would be painfully reminded of what had happened the other night.

Not that he KNEW what happened, he had been shit drunk. And he doubted this would've happened if he had been sober.

Long periods of time passed and Bryan filled it with: cracking his fingers, looking at the floor, biting his lip and fidgetting with his toes and fingers. And just when he thouht he was going to burst, the doctor came up and called his name.

"Bryan Kuznetsov, this way please."

Bryan moved uncomftably from his spot, while looking, if possible, even more uncomftable. You can sense this is a very uncomftable situation. He walked into the white room and the doctor motioned for him to sit down, which he refused.

"No thanks, I'd rather stand." And yet again, he shifted uncomftably on his feet.

The doctor just grinned evilly, had he already guessed what Bryan's problem was?

"So," the doctor began, "Care to tell me what's biting you in the ass?" Pun intended? Man, he's good!

"Uhm...well...you see" Bryan began and after some more incoherent mumbling he began his well practised speech..

"I was showering with a beer and then I put the beer down to wash myself, but I dropped the soap so I went to pick it up. Then I slipped and fell on my beer and now it's stuck." It was a lie, of course, but Bryan hoped it was a believable one.

The doctor just raised his left eyebrow and said: "You actually thought I would believe this when you made this up?"

Bryan coloured. "Just get it out please."

And with that the doctor got out a big tweezer like thing and Bryan was finally released from his torment.

He'd really have to tell Johnny, no more weird drunken sex games....

Author's note: And, Yet Again, I'm Sorry For Corrupting Today's Youth!!