Hallo fellow nations,
As embarrassing as it is to say, i'm being dragged into this whole letter business.
It was awfully improper, and immature of me to make a bet i was born to lose.
So here it is, i am now accepting letters.

You there! Stop snickering!
Gilbert slipped a bit of alcohol into my drink last night and i ended up quite intoxicated, and at his house.

Nothing happened besides the bet!
Mind you.

..Back to the matter in hand, all countries-and humans are welcomed. Whether we are aquainted or not, but i swear, Gilbert, if you send me a single letter you will regret ever bringing your wretched birds into my house!

Danke, und guten nacht.
-Roderich Edelstein