Welcome to TUTN Shorts - a little something to tide you over while I procrastinate on the next chapter of TUTN :P

This was a Tumblr request based on a list of prompts. The request was for the following prompts in a scenario involving Team Recon (Kaiya, Hikaru, Gorou), Kakashi, and Itachi, possibly playing a drinking game.

1. "I can't stand you!"
2. "I never want to speak to you again."
16. "You've got quite the attitude today."
26. "Do you want to get a drink with me?"
30. "If you roll your eyes at me one more time…"
31. "Wipe that smirk off your face."

Setting: Roughly TUTN-verse. Ish. Not canon.
Rating: M for discussion of sex, language, and alcohol use. All characters are of age.


The Drinking Game

"All righty." Gorou handed out cups of clear liquid around the campfire, a mischievous gleam in his bright hazel eyes. "The game is 'Never Have I Ever.' Super simple - ya just say something you've never done, and if anyone else has done that thing, they gotta drink."

"How did we let him talk us into this, again?" Hikaru muttered, eyeing his drink dubiously.

"Boredom," Kaiya answered. She chewed on her lip, glancing over to Kakashi and Itachi. Neither of them had protested the idea, but she wondered just how much they'd participate.

"Okay, I'll go first," Gorou announced. "Never have I ever seen Mr. Copy-Nin's whole face!"

Kaiya rolled her eyes and took a quick sip.

"Hey, hey, ya gotta take more 'n that," Gorou admonished with a sly grin. "The whole point is to get plastered!"

She glared at him, but tossed back the rest of the alcohol, grimacing as it lightly burned down her throat. "'Kay. Guess I'm next. Never have I ever…eaten clay," she finished with a smirk at Gorou.

"Guilty as charged!" He threw his head back and emptied his small cup into his mouth.

Hikaru shook his head and sighed. "Never have I ever slept with a woman."

Gorou let out a big guffaw, already refilling his cup. "Whoa, gettin' to the good stuff fast!" He threw another shot back.

Across the campfire from Kaiya, Itachi and Kakashi both averted their eyes. Itachi quickly and silently took his shot, which drew another 'whoop' from Gorou - until the larger man realized just who had been the female in that scenario. He turned wide eyes to Kaiya. "Wait - you guys -"

"Shut up," Kaiya grumbled.

"When did-"

"I never want to talk to you again."

Gorou was about to continue, but stopped when Kakashi held out his now-empty cup in front of his face.

"Refill, please," Kakashi said with an innocent - though hidden - smile.

Gorou blinked and gaped at him. "But - you-"

Hikaru gave another exasperated sigh and grabbed the bottle from the bigger man's hand. "I've got this."

"My turn now, yes?" Kakashi put a finger to his chin. "Never have I ever…had a sibling."

Kaiya, Gorou, and Itachi took their shots.

Gorou wiped his mouth. "'Kay, Itachi, make it a good one."

Itachi was silent for a moment. "Never have I ever eaten raw steak."

Crickets.

Gorou rolled his eyes. "Aw, c'mon, I said make it good! Fine, I guess I'll liven things up. Never have I ever had anal sex," he finished with a sly smirk to Hikaru.

"Wipe that smirk off your face," Hikaru scowled, primly drinking from his cup.

Another roll of the eyes. "Hey, you started it with the sex stuff."

"If you roll your eyes at me one more time…"

"Damn, you've got an attitude today! What's gotten in your craw?"

"I just can't stand you right now, that's all."

Kaiya looked imploringly at the other two males. "Wanna go back to town, get a drink without these two?"

Itachi was standing before she even finished. Kakashi held up his once-again empty cup. "I'm out, anyway."