This is my first story here, just couldn't get the Oh, Hell no out of my head this morning and this is what came of it. All reviews welcome, it's been awhile since I've actually written something for someone else to see. Hope you like it.
Parker is Bored
"Oh no, Hell no," Hardison exclaims, "you are NOT doing what I think you're doing!"
Parker looks up from the counter, "What?"
"You are not doing this, uh huh, no way" he pleads.
"Why not?" she asks.
"Cuz it ain't right and you know it." Hardison sits across from her.
"Why is it wrong?" she asks with a gleam in her eye as she turns around.
Hardison defeated, looks at the blonde thief and groans, "you have a death wish, why do you have a death wish?"
"Don't worry, we'll be fine," she grins and walks away.
"No way…this is you not we" as he follows her out of the kitchen shaking his head, "we all gonna die."
"PARKER!" Eliot bellows from the kitchen.
Nate and Hardison look up and see Eliot rounding the corner covered from head to waist in what looks like a combination of whipped cream, chocolate and something else they can't identify.
Eliot skids to a halt "Where is she?," he grunts through clenched teeth.
Nate and Hardison, trying to hold in their laughter, point to the open window.
Eliot runs to the window and leans out seeing Parker gliding down the side of the building, yells after her "Don't ever ask me to make you pancakes again!"
"Well, there goes breakfast" Nate smirks as he grabs and coat and heads for the door, Hardison following trying not laugh and failing miserably looking at Eliot as he shuts the door.
