You remember from last time, in Sushi Wars, when Aizen dramatically burnt to death? Well, just before that happened, he sold his soul to Demon-Pixie and The Eville Pie. In return, they have decided to let him curse Soul Society, Hueco Mundo, and the Human World.

Our sequel starts with a large clay, jar sitting in the middle of an insignificant room in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, due to Aizen's curse, it split. That was not a good thing, seeing as the Jar contained Fairy Tale essence. You see, when it split, the material separating reality from fiction dissolved. I'm sure that you've read enough of our stories to know what that meant-complete and utter chaos. Let's get back to Soul Society, where our beloved torture victims…um…friends are waiting for us.

Birds chirped away, and pooped on the occasional unsuspecting passersby. Sakura petals fluttered delicately in the wind and caused people to sigh in content as they thought about how pretty the fragile petals were…until they turned out to be blades from Senbonzakura (FEAR MY CHERRY BLOSSUMS OF DOOM). This peace was disrupted by a sudden warp in dimensions. When the Jar had spilt, the line separating fiction and reality had dissolved, as we've told you. That caused a new dimension-one that would drag you into a fairy tale without warning. After the tale was over, you'd be back. It was quite an interesting prospect, really, and one that would no doubt cause a clown imitating a sphinx* to run around with a large dissection knife. Our first victims…volunteers today were (insert loud fan fare) Kuchiki Rukia and Kurosaki Ichigo! Prepare for hell.

Both were having an extremely pleasant day. They had argued over 9999999 times, and then almost killed each other 9999999999999999 times. Afterwards, they had attempted to kiss but were interrupted by a very happy Byakuya*. The warp opened up even more, and both were dragged in. And then they fainted.

When Rukia woke up, she had lost all her previous memories of Seireitei life.

"Wake up!" a crab called. Rukia sat up and regarded it with distain. With a flick of her amethyst tail (OMG! TAIL! WHERE?) encrusted with tiny scales, she lowered herself to the tiny crab's level. The nameless crab cowered. For some reason, Rukia was met with a strange urge to shout 'Shakahou'. Dimly, she remembered casting that particular spell and emitting a large red ball of flame. But she shouldn't, she mused. Rukia lived underwater, and all underwater creatures were instinctively afraid of fire. Wondering what insanity ailed her this time, the crab pinched her hard on the flipper and scattered off.

There was a concert that night, and though, never in her underwater life had Rukia been punctual, something told her that she was. Strange. Well, it couldn't hurt to miss another concert, even if her sister was going to kill her later.

A strange, magnetic pull pushed her towards the surface where a large party boat was. For some reason, she got the feeling that her life was being typed out on a computer screen. Wait…what the heck was a computer?

But anyways, all that trivial matter faded from her eyes as she saw an overgrown carrot. At first, she wondered how a vegetable could get that big. Then, it hit her that the 'vegetable' was actually a person. Suddenly, the whole boat collapsed. Yay, she thought as something pulled her towards the splashing carrot. Maybe, it was because that her life was being typed out into a computer. Just maybe.

A/N: Da sequel is up!

Parody Thingy:

Pie: *sniffles over the ending of Fang*

Demon-Pixie: *stares at Pie like she's insane* PMS?

Pie: *shows ending to Demon-Pixie and cries some more*

Demon-Pixie: …who the hell is Fang?

Pie: WHAT THE FUCK THE WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN? FANG IS FANG! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF FANG/MAXIMUM FOREVER? DAMN YOU! *pulls out Zanpakuto*

Demon-Pixie: *decides to let Pie be and not try to kill her for breaking the Caps Lock rule as it may result in possible pulverization* Yes, yes. Fang/Maximum forever in the land of unicorns and rainbows. *wonders: who the hell are these people?*