An: okay this is a how to thing me and my friend on DA is going to be. We'll be doing 5 for each base. We don't own TF but we wish :D
Decepticon base:
1) Don't bother Megatron or make him mad- unless you have a death wish- just don't talk to him at all
We tried to bother him but we ended up getting a workout trying to dodge his fires of his fusion cannon. So just don't do that
2) Don't mess up Knockouts paint job- unless you want to loose a limb
Someone got a chip in his paint. We all had nightmares for weeks of what happen to that poor soul. His hair will never the same. SO DON'T MESS KNOCKOUTS PAINTJOB!
3) Never mess with sound wave. He's a ninja in disguise.
We tried to hacked his computer but he found us somehow and you don't want to be stared down but the motor face bot, its like he's staring into your soul. Another time we finally tried to see if he had porn on his computer and yet again he was soul staring at us
4) Never play a song over and over again-unless you want to end up in the medbay and have an broken ipod or mp3 player or CD.
One time someone played the Nyan Cat song over and over again. They end up in there for weeks and their MP3 Player was used as target practice.
5) Never and we mean NEVER, try to convince a Vehicon to give you a ride around base.
Once, we all tried to jump onto one while it was walking.. Well, we weren't allow near the Vehicons for weeks after THAT incident
Autobot base
1) Do not and we mean do not steal anything from Ratchet, you'll never know when he might need that.
One time Sunstreaker and Sideswipe had took one of ratchets favourite wrenches. We found them welded to the wall by their afts. They had HUGE dents.
2) Never go into Optimus Prime's office uninvited. EVER!
We found things that we don't want to see in a million years. We still have nightmares of what we saw.
3) If you hear sounds from the medbay or a bots room NEVER EVER GO INTO THE ROOM!
We've seen things you only HEARD.. Trust us, as much as it's awesome, the bots will hate you.
4) Never bother Ironhide about using one of his weapons
Usually he'll let you….Then you get in major trouble for blowing a hole in the wall or you'll get a trip to the medbay.
5) Never get the bots drunk
One of us almost got eaten.. It's not fun almost getting nommed on by Optimus Prime.
An: please review if you like the story me and my friend love friendly review.
