Napoleon's Island
By MeatLoaf the Happy Donkey
[MeatLoaf's Note: Sing this to the tune of the Giligan's Island theme.]
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a man divine*
Who was born on the island of Corsica
In 1769, in 1769
He then went on to a school in France
And learned of many things
Like war and peace and armies grand
And France's many kings, France's many kings
The weather started getting rough
With the revolution war
He put down riots and was named first consul
But he wanted more, but he wanted more
By 1804 he was Emperor
And conquered many lands
He was like a king
Had a queen
And the son of another wife
Defeated at Waterloo
And died on Helene's Isle!
*there really aren't enough words that rhyme with "9".
By MeatLoaf the Happy Donkey
[MeatLoaf's Note: Sing this to the tune of the Giligan's Island theme.]
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a man divine*
Who was born on the island of Corsica
In 1769, in 1769
He then went on to a school in France
And learned of many things
Like war and peace and armies grand
And France's many kings, France's many kings
The weather started getting rough
With the revolution war
He put down riots and was named first consul
But he wanted more, but he wanted more
By 1804 he was Emperor
And conquered many lands
He was like a king
Had a queen
And the son of another wife
Defeated at Waterloo
And died on Helene's Isle!
*there really aren't enough words that rhyme with "9".
