Napoleon's Island

By MeatLoaf the Happy Donkey

[MeatLoaf's Note: Sing this to the tune of the Giligan's Island theme.]



Sit right back and you'll hear a tale

A tale of a man divine*

Who was born on the island of Corsica

In 1769, in 1769



He then went on to a school in France

And learned of many things

Like war and peace and armies grand

And France's many kings, France's many kings

The weather started getting rough

With the revolution war

He put down riots and was named first consul

But he wanted more, but he wanted more



By 1804 he was Emperor

And conquered many lands

He was like a king

Had a queen

And the son of another wife

Defeated at Waterloo

And died on Helene's Isle!



*there really aren't enough words that rhyme with "9".