AN: My spell checker is too good. Couldn't get the "I" to be lower case. Forgive me for my transaction.

-L

A Short Story About Enoby Way

I wok up and hit meh hed on the cofin I sleep in. I phsued the lid of. I got out. Nothin can kep me down today. It is my 10 bhirthday.

I put on black fishnet leggins and a hot pink miniskirt. I put on my Evanescence t-shirt. Most gurls where Justin Beiber shirts nut I hate that posr. I put on blud red combat boots. I wore no paling make-up cuz I'm a vampire. I wore black lipstick and lots of eyelinear ( lik Gaara of the funk Sand ). I loked in the mirror and thought your ready to go lil' goff.

I ate a bowl of Count Chocula wif blud.

I looked at my LP watch ( I wasnt into GC bac ten ) and it was time to cut my rists. It was good timing. I slit my rists and drank the blood.

I chocked the mail. There was a leter for me. I hope its money. So I can buy drugs to do (dont laff prepz ok) It was a leter from Hagwortz. I been acepted. I'm going to be a wizard bitch!